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Running to the toilet intensely clenching your ass cheeks together to hold back a nuke has to be one of the most exhilarating experiences.

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@DWillo_17 @JamieWall2 Yeah, been grinding in the league 🤣

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Pissing while sitting down is so rewarding.

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Love seeing siblings open presents on their birthday and knowing your gonna get better use out of it than them.

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Is potato a vegetable?

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What’s the first thing you eat out of your zinga box?

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What are your top 3 sauces all time.

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Yogurt is such a weird consistency

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What does water taste like?

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@the_daily_chug Brings a very homely vibe

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I love walking into to toilet, and the person there before me has preheated the seat for me. Best feeling.

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@adinross Show ?

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@ZakErmer21 josh Jacobs this week 🥵

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@7AFL Tom lynch the goat

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@flynnbrecko 👀👀