(AAH?)liyah

hopefully t.o.s will ban me.

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You ever look at your letterboxd diary and realise you've lost your mind?

Cuz i've got Oscar nominated films at 3 stars and unironically wanted to give Fast Five 5 stars before I reined myself in.

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"Russell Brand has declared war on Islam in the name of dogs," said my coworker before taking his hearing aids out and accepting no further questions at this time

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If I can't mock staff members who piss me off in the staff newsletter what is the point of being alive 🫩

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@probablynotloz Its time for a group trip to Ohio, and they better have their own version of the rag markets!!! 😔

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The opening act at this gig said "we've loved exploring Birmingham today☺️" and the crowd laughed

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To add extra context to this, my dad has driven in 2 bus lanes + he has been going at 50mph for the last 15 minutes because he missed a turn and my uncle kept on calling him a lightweight and he's trying to prove that its a shortcut

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Conspiracy theory uncle 🤝 drunk mother screaming for a kebab 🤝 "tipsy" driver father

"Space travel is the reason why Aaliyah will never move out"

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Oh my god hearing my hairdresser talking to a client he likes before my appointment... He hates my ass! I gotta end it all

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Ive been complaining for a year straight about how 20% of my work week is taken up by a staff newsletter that no one reads, only to stumble on a email asking to make it longer...

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Superman (2025) and Agatha Christie adaptations pretty much sums up my personality tbf so this tracks 🫩

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My peak achievement of the day was starting the day convincing everyone that my manager was getting fired, and ending the day by convincing him that I'm going to quit if he doesn't break an NDA

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I'm neither proud nor shocked by this revelation

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My deepest apologies to the couple in the cinema who very clearly thought they'd have this screening to themselves until I showed up.

It's just you, me and the Google Pixel ads I'm afraid 💔

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@probablynotloz Personally, I think I was too nice

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DUDE! I just sent an email so nasty that HR literally told me to join the union because they can't help me if the recipient complains.

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Getting a nice email from HR just for them to immediately follow up with a complaint - I kinda love them for tricking me like this.

Also said complaint, is because I made a social post blue and blue is "off brand"

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@probablynotloz I believe in that dog above all else

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There is nothing I can say that won't send me to hell so I'm just gonna sit here