Ahmad

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[लisa @insaneliii]

after a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. they ask simple questions, repeat stories, depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. very few understand this role reversal

[✮ @istgnolimit]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

Netanyahu: We "transported black Africans from Africa not to enslave them, but to liberate them."

[george @StokeyyG2]

28 years ago, Karl Bushby left the UK in an attempt to become the first person to circumnavigate the world on foot.

Yesterday, he arrived in Dover for the final leg of his journey to his mother’s home in Hull.

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

Quantum physics is crazy because what do
you mean every possible outcome of every choice you make actually happens it just splits into a parallel timeline. and the one you end up in is the one you already EXPECT to land in which means if you want to quantum leap, you don't force an outcome. you change what you expect. that is the game of life.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Who knew the apocalypse would be so slow and expensive.

[Just Nneka @IamJustNneka]

People that have sense.

Before tomorrow they’ll get on the pulpit and tell Chinese youth that they are a revival nation not an industrial one.

Nip that shit in the bud.

[Anthony Eden hate account @areyouawitchor2]

Being born in like 1895 in western must’ve been an unbelievable terrible life. You’re 19 when WWI starts and if you survive, you’re 30s are the Great Depression AND THEN your 40s are WWII

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[Ahmad @Askari__A]

@aminu_siddique 😂

[Ahmad @Askari__A]

@Baash_Kano Why is masari on the bench?!

[Camillus @CamilusAugustus]

No quiero libros escritos por IA, quiero libros escritos por novelistas rusos alcoholicos al borde de un colapso mental por la depresión, así lo quiso Dios.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

first guy infected by the plague running to board a plane

[Ahmad @Askari__A]

Hardest Da’ira so far

[purpleberry 🍇🍇 @Ameenertu_]

Yayin gudanar da wazifa a koda yaushe shehu yana nan zaune a tsakiya.

[Ahmad @Askari__A]

Gaskia dai

[Lere Olayinka - Aresa 1 @OlayinkaLere]

I saw Atiku on television yesterday, asking Nigerians to take any money giving to them by people from the party in power, that it will be stolen money, I said haa, Atiku is now an apostle of anti-corruption?

The same Atiku that his boss described as corrupt and that one of his major regrets was making him (Atiku) his Vice President is talking.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay

[Ahmad @Askari__A]

@rinkitay_ Reddit. Good luck!

[Ahmad @Askari__A]

@aminu_siddique Ba kadan ba

[Manan S. Bhatt @mananbhattnavy]

During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill, the then PM of UK, a fool.

The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. "Are we living in a police state", they shouted, "Where we cannot call the PM a fool"?

Churchill's reply was disarming, “The man was not arrested for calling the Prime Minister a fool", he said, "but for letting out a State Secret at a time of war".

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Almost everyone in their late 20s and 30s is having a quarter-life crisis because the previous generation wrecked the economy, priced us out of adulthood, and now treats us like failures for not owning a house or car that once cost a few years’ wages, not a lifetime of debt.