Ask Flat Eric

[Ask Flat Eric @AskFlatEric]

This CAT has gone viral for playing Tic Tac Toe, and I can’t even get a job. Check out Noel the Cat's video! #TikTok #cats #kittens #twittercats #catsoftwitter #furry #pets #animals #cute #tictactoe #catsgame #viral #content #uk #dreamies #countdownuk https://t.co/eDwWm0uy2K

[Ask Flat Eric @AskFlatEric]

#MrTrump on the #President account: *shakes fist* ���I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS TWITTER IF IT WASN’T FOR THE GOVERNMENT YOU WOULDN’T EXIST I PREDICTED THIS WE ARE LOOKING INTO OUR OWN PLATFOOO...’ Puff, a cloud gathers at the bottom of a large ravine, as Twitter removes this post also.

[Ask Flat Eric @AskFlatEric]

I’m gonna bubble up with @liamgallagher

[Ask Flat Eric @AskFlatEric]

I would dance in the video for Starlight by @SupermenLovers with the potato and the rat where at the end they go in a spaceship but only the rat can fit. I’d do a dance at the end to cheer up the potato

[Ask Flat Eric @AskFlatEric]

I would fold Flat Stanley in three seconds, stick him back in the envelope and post him back where he came from. Only room for one flat boy and he don’t have a hit record and is a Nan kid

[Mitch @MitchLowz]

@AskFlatEric, who would win a fight between you and @flatstanley? #AskFlatEric

[Ask Flat Eric @AskFlatEric]

He ring me Friday but I could only stay on for 3 minutes because I had beans on toast ready

[Sad Wheelie Bin @WheelieSad]

@AskFatEric when was the last time you heard from Mr Oizo?