Yogi 🧸

I’m spoiled & I don’t even like outside…

[Sizwe SikaMusi @SizweLo]

Morty: Capitalism gives everyone a chance to get rich if they just work hard enough.

Rick: Oh my god, Morty! Capitalism doesn't work if everyone wins. It needs poverty to function. Someone has to take the low-paying jobs so the profits keep flowing upward. If everyone had real financial security, no one would take those positions and the system would collapse.

Morty: But Rick, that's just how the market works. Some people earn more because they provide more value.

Rick: Tell that to the kid assembling your iPhone overseas for pennies while some CEO makes millions off it. Capitalism doesn't reward work, it rewards ownership. You don't climb the ladder by working hard, you climb it by owning the ladder. The workers collectively produce infinitely more value than some shareholder living in the Bahamas.

Morty: Okay, but isn't it about freedom People can still move up if they make good choices. Look at people who came from nothing and became successful, like entrepreneurs or celebrities.

Rick: Those are exceptions, idiot. That's why they're on TV. For every one person who makes it out, millions stay stuck because they never had the same luck, connections, or safety nets. The system needs those stories so people believe it's fair.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[WISCODSIN @Wiscodsin]

When Black Ops releases I hope all my family and friends understand they won’t be hearing from me.

[Treyarch @Treyarch]

It's official: the original Black Ops and Black Ops 2 are being ported to PlayStation in July, courtesy of our partners at @IronGalaxy. 🤝

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

"Being black is a creative act. You have to create your world every single day because the world wasn't built for you. That makes us the ultimate architects."- Andre 3000.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

As a man you must learn the art of quick resets, a bad day shouldn’t lead to a bad week & a bad week doesn’t mean you have a bad life.

[rave* @rareblurs]

keep God in ya life fuck nigga 😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

When Ben Stiller offered Tom Cruise the role in Tropic Thunder (2008), Cruise said, “I’ll do it but he needs fat hairy arms, giant prosthetic hands & he has to dance.” What started as a small cameo turned into one of the wildest performances of his career.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Ion even tell niggas what I’m chasing because it don’t even sound reachable to a normal nigga

[BING BOB @RobbieBarstool]

When my mom let me dress myself

[DripMoney @1DayDayy1]

Telling a nigga how many other niggas want you is not gonna make him act right

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

*serious situation*

My brain:

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

Two adults are in love but one has to send money to prove it. Scary!