TurnipsHaveToes

As Luck may have it, I run on caffeine & tea. Lupus & Fibro. I like weird things, memes, and have a dog.

[TurnipsHaveToes @AsLuckMayHaveIt]

This is definitely the accurate! 💖

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

this is the most important video you'll see today!

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Rich people are feeding their cat caviar while Im feed my dog the crust off my peanut butter sandwich at 2am. I think they are crazy while they think the same about me. 🤣

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Deprexiety.

[Zayntheunusual @Zayntheunusual]

Depression is when you really don't care about anything. Anxiety is when you worry too much about everything. And having both is very horrible.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A five-week-old rescue kitten who looks just like Super Mario is searching for a forever home

Mario was found alone and crying before being taken into foster care

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@sheseemslegit I have a doll that my grandmother played with when she was a kid. My father shot it when he was a boy. Then I played with it when I was growing up.

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Saw the movie Obsession. They should make a sequel where she has to deal with the consequences that demon nikki did, then finds a one wish willow seller and either has her own wish or makes her way to the maker.

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@iluvtacos0822 Spaghetti?

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@kirawontmiss Did Kevin release a tribute speech for Tim Curry?

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Now I need to find and buy fairy liquid.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife sometimes asks me to run her one of those wonderful bubble baths because she can never get the bubbles right. Thing is I was feeling petty after an argument 10 years ago and used fairy liquid in her bath. I keep it in a mister matey bottle to not get caught these days.

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@Dexerto Chicken car jack. Or some other catchy chicken phrase.

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I got asked if I was old enough to vote. Its been about 20 years since I heard a question like that. Couldn't stop smiling. Me and my sister are both in our 40s. Shes older than me. She still gets mistaken for a high-school student.

[ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle]

Welcome to Twitter, we’re just normal people saying normal things.

Just kidding, we’re all pretty fucked up over here.

[TurnipsHaveToes @AsLuckMayHaveIt]

Pumpkin spice flavored bacon.

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@elonmusk I don't know a thing about the game. My brother tried to teach me but I just wasn't liking it. Cool looking picture though.

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Cooking frog legs for dinner, scrolling tiktok, and playing Nintendo Switch. Dont scroll TT after midnight. I just came across vabbing. Seriously gross. I'll keep using my apple perfume. 😱🤢🤮

[MARTHA ACUÑA @MARCIAN2003]

Those little paws 🐾 🐶♥️🥹

Good morning everyone!

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Every so often, I'll hop on to court case websites to see if anyone I know has been arrested recently. Turned out that one of the nice, joke making coworkers likes to drive impaired and steal cars. Never would have guessed. Smh and crazy. 😬

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@TroySlyck I thought I had it in my bio but it isnt. Im Lauren. Definitely going to have to add it.

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I never even play the missions in any of the GTA. I just drive off buildings and hookers with the music up. 😅

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

GTA 6 will force players to make bigger decisions and be a smarter criminal than previous games

"You have to think like [a criminal] a lot more with the way this has been designed," Rob Nelson told YouTuber TGG

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It's Friday! No work, no plans until Monday. Unless you count cleaning and chilling with your dog.