Roman Torchwick

❝I Know That I'm a Gambling Man, but Even I Know That There are Some Bets to Stay Away From.❞ || RWBYRP || Detailed & Literate || ||Fan Account||

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

❝I Lie! I Cheat! And I Steal! All to Survive!❞

—Detailed and literate
Mainly non-lewd
AU Roman Torchwick (survived)
Friendly (Sorta) writer
Multiverse friendly
—Volume 1-3 Torchwick

{A retweet is always apriciated}

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

Eyebrow raises all over your TL.

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

Presses buttons on the TL

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@EmbezzlingEm || Pfft, I'll be lucky to even get a big fat 1.

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《♠》Hmph, are some decent plots with non-lewd accounts really to much to ask for nowadays?

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

@VestalMaiden //You'll eat it all the same, so shut it.

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

<♠> Look, I'm edgy.

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@GrimmSlutWeiss {> CBR-500r is easy to handle and cheaper than most mainstream bikes so, yeah. Very popular.

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{> Reasons why I've been absent from this account?

Been restoring this fucker.

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{> When you buy a project bike and don't know why or what you are gonna do with it.

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@GrimmSlutWeiss Cbr500r, needs a water pump and some tuning/cosmetic done.

Overheats when I go above 3rd gear.

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{> Also another reason why I've been inactive.

Shit hurts.

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Roman would never ever poison a cookie such as this!

He might be a criminal but he's not heartless!

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Makes Sure No-one is watching as he hands...

Ruby...

A...

HUUUUGE chocolate chip cookie.

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

{♤} A product of Atlas's poor decisions, he never wanted to be a criminal but it's the only thing he's been good at!

Maybe his future can be changed?

Being eaten by a Grimm might've shown him some things...

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

{♤} In case anyone cares how I like to mainly portray Roman?

I like to think, Roman grew up in poverty, his father was a drunk, his mother abused and did everything she could to make life better for poor lil' Roman, but things happen... and Atlas tore down his town.

And so...

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{♤} Roman started a life of crime, rising through the ranks of many crime families and such...

Until he Met Neo, and everything became clear!

He needed revenge on atlas, he wanted revenge on his father, his mother, everyone.

So, Roman isn't a "bad" guy. He is just...

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

SHE WOULDN'T DARE!

HE LOOKS SO VERY DAPPER!

WHY would she do such an evil thing?! 💢💢💢

[Roman Torchwick @ASlyCriminal]

Darn it all!

Guess he'll have to use the last resort...

THE LASER POINTER he keeps just for her!

H A !

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HOW DARE She!

She Best run!

He's coming with the...

S w e e p e r.