Montaigne Deux 🧪

160 characters? My history, my identity, my totality reduced down to 160 individual characters? My joys, my sorrows, my secrets: 160 characters? It can't be don

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Why are you afraid of being in the permanent underclass when you haven't even tried it?

"Ah but I have tried it"

Okay, wasn't talking to you, poindexter. That's the intolerable thing about this website, the poindexters I made up. But he's not fake just because I made him up!

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

One upside of having a vice is that you can do so much self-improvement to try to mitigate the consequences of it and then if you finally quit you basically have a good life

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

@nosilverv Slavoj Zizek tells this joke in 70% of his public appearances

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

@35yearoldfriend Got our asses

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

On this account I see only the triumphs of AI, on the other only the failures. The truth, naturally, lies in whatever I just saw. Maybe going back as much as 3 or 4 posts.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

@neetrockstar That horrible feeling in your wrists? You might feel compelled to power through it—this is correct. You want as much of that as possible.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Wolfram's early work before he started messing around on the computer

[Earth @earthcurated]

At first glance, this looks like a lost script from an ancient civilization.
It's actually the shell of a marine clam called Lioconcha hieroglyphica.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Returning home after 8 grueling hours of dilly-dallying for The Man

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Normalize tiny architectural homes for insects.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

GIF of the solar system

[たいすーらせん @Yugemaku]

偏心遊星歯車

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Encountered what I was distracting myself from. TERRIFYING. IMMISERATING. Moved in with it full time without even getting to know it.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

The biggest loss from restricting my Twitter and Reddit usage has been lacking an outlet for embarrassing myself. Now it bleeds out into work, family, etc. And I started writing YouTube comments, long ones no one is reading. Whereas here I can write short comments no one is readi

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Among the few species which I could passably draw. I could be the Darwin of sea spiders. Honestly I've been drawing sea spiders my whole life, before I even knew what they were. Just testing the pen out.

[Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆 @hormeze]

sea spiders digest & create eggs in their legs. they pump blood (hemolymph) through their body with their gut. they have no lungs or gills. they belong to their own 500+ million year old arthropod group . they eat by stabbing and sucking with their giant proboscis. closer to the south pole, they balloon to the size of dinner plates. they can regrow their anuses. some have 10 or 12 legs

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

I may rekindle my joie de tweet, but in doing so I may become possessed by Mars. And I can't afford to resurrect my addiction to the notification badge, not when each day I suffer the steady withdrawal of my most valuable currency (Fartcoin).

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Can't recommend Nassim Taleb's Antifragile enough. It just gets better and better.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Since I don't have any (engaging) social media on my phone I've been searching for random letter combinations in my phone notes and reading what comes up. I have pretty much forgotten all of them so it's sick to read new stuff from a guy who agrees with everything I think.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

✨Tech marketing advice!✨

Dos:
✅Pretty cool, right?
✅This could have some really interesting applications in the future.
✅Try it out and help us make it better!

Don'ts:
❌This is inevitable.
❌You have to use this.
❌You are going to fucking die.

Follow for unrelated tips

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Every tweet you read written by an LLM is stealing a grain of sand from a pouch deep inside of you and you only have so many.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Berenstain Bares and it's one of the bears showing hole. Anyhow, I'll be back on the 4th of July to tweet just horrible things. Awful things you shouldn't read, and yet you must, not out of any moral obligation but merely by arbitrary Necessity—our shared curse.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

You are here, and all these people are drowning out something important in you.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

I hear an AI voice and I tune out. I cannot focus on it. "You are missing out on information" you say. But what are YOU missing in your lack of aversion, huh? Riddle me that, boy. You'll all be riddling me in short order, on many topics. Variegated. The whole spectrum.

[Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend]

Social climate aside it should never have been done in the first place. You've incepted the idea of a hapless and beautiful woman getting sliced up in the cake for NO good reason. She is IN DANGER IN THERE in my head.

[dylan @narrenhut]

Scantily-clad women used to emerge from large gag cakes as the comic centerpiece of various gatherings. But you don’t see that anymore, because of changes in the prevailing social climate.