Asmita

The misunderstood sort.
Budding Designer. Mean on Sundays.

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

Some people are better in real life than their social profiles .. And some people should be left on computer and phone screens only.

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

@gsrtc_official absolutely pathetic online portal for booking.. Twice my return trip didn't get get booked even after the transaction was authorized.. 800 rupees cut. And it takes 21 days to refund?! Plus useless customer care which cuts the call on my face. #gsrtc #Ahmedabad

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

@gsrtc_official absolutely pathetic online portal for booking.. Twice my return trip didn't get get booked even after the transaction was authorized.. 800 rupees cut. And it takes 21 days to refund?! Plus useless customer care which cuts the call on my face.

[Raghu Ram @Raghu_Ram_on_X]

What’s happening in Karnataka is not a victory for anyone. For the world’s biggest democracy, this is a shame #KarnatakaFloorTest

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

@ThePrachi An ear for an eye atleast won't make the world blind.

[Shridhar V @iimcomic]

Breaking News: Yedyurappa was made the CM for a day by Make a wish foundation.

#FloorTest

[Paresh Rawal fan @Babu_Bhaiyaa]

3-Judges bench of Supreme Court: Now you have to clear the #FloorTest & prove the majority to form the govt.

Amit Shah: We have already formed the govt.

3 Judges: But you are short 3 MLAs

Amit Shah: Congratulation, now you all 3 are BJP MLAs.

[Razman Brar @millsandboons]

@Atheist_Krishna Who says Yeddy Gov't in Karnataka doesn't have the numbers.
1: 104 BJP MLA'S
2: Arnab
3:Navika
4:Sudhi Chowdhary
5:Rahul Kanwal
6:Chetan Bhagat
7:Anjana Om Kashyap + 15 other Cheer Leader Anchors of GODI MEDIA. MITRON if this is not Majority then what is? #FloorTest 😬😬😬😬

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

Coming back to Twitter made me cringe. One smartass trying to outsmart another smartass. Girls still putting selfies and cribbing abt no dates. Political views I don't agree with. Rage > insults > rage. Real life, however unfair/mundane is way better.

[Mallu Rants @mallurants]

Kumaraswamy: I have signatures of 117 MLAs

Vajubhai: But, BJP has 103 signatures

Kumaraswamy: But, Sir, I have got 117 signatures.

Vajubhai: But BJP wants to buy some of those Signatures. Isnt it fair that I give them a chance to do that?

#KarnatakaCMRace

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

@KyaUkhaadLega Hey did you go ask them why they are pissed? Just curious. Make no mistake.

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

The India you are trying to reach is not available at the moment. Please try after the elections of 2019.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I hope one day people will understand that English is a language. Not a measure of intelligence.

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

@ThePrachi Nahi.

[Richa Singh @richa_singh]

Tell me you all lost some hope in democracy today? Tell me you too feel the corrupt's BJP pinch in your heart? Even if there are five of you, I will feel better.

[Asmita @Asmita11_]

Did anyone even watch race 2?! That movie dates back to 2008 and they should have left it there.. Lulz #sooldfashioned

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

Right now I wish I owned a resort around Bangalore somewhere.