Space Dinosaur

actual dinosaur from outer space

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Go to bed, birds

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I'm glad birds only have wings, they would absolutely punch you if they could

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Sometimes you have to eat the burger

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Animal husbandry is a very misleading term

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Be careful, you can't just rinse off a waffle

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Can people stop dying for like five minutes?

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

It's time for jazz

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I bet snails taste like their opinions

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Winter isn't so bad when you pretend your exploring a new planet in power armour

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

To do:
Wake up at 3am
Scream

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

You are never more than a few feet away from a skeleton at all times

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Your lungs are like the bagpipes of your body

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

I'm just saying words I've heard before and hoping everyone else knows what they mean

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Take a break and let the squirrels take care of it for you

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Quit biting me

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Wake me up inside when September ends

[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Tfw your body tells you to go to bed but also won't let you fall asleep

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[Space Dinosaur @aSpaceDinosaur]

Not every day can start with jellybeans but any day can end with them