David Ashmore

Man I really hope I don't miss out on my big break as a screenwriter because of my twitter shit-posting

[egó oyibò @diced_gold]

This too shall pass, but what the fuck

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@craigmacdermott Cut. No cap all facts on jesus christ that bro didn't pack a hoodie for cold weather he's headless and rocking a short sleeve on god

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

Unironically this, but marvel rivals

[｡ﾟ☆ * Em ☽ .* ☆ﾟ @EmileeSilvey]

my hobbies include:

-making pros and cons lists for every minor choice i have to make

-playing valorant until my head aches with frustration

-wondering when it will be my turn to experience everything i watch others receive

-adoring my cat from afar so i don’t invade her personal space

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

#NewProfilePic

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@kodekaldwin Looking through your nature photosets when I'm anxious because they calm me. Thank you for your help 😅

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@Morphologis I haven't been able to play for almost a year and a half. Bought a new ship I was excited for and even with updates I haven't been able to load the main menu since. Lodged dozens of tickets and never got enough traction for anyone to help.

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@peachyxkay Emotional support cat on lock

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

me age 8: been getting really into Pokémon lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 33: been getting really into Pokémon lately

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@iluvmorgi What if I followed just cos Stinker made me laugh

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@hallloweenqueen Good luck ❤️

[Yfg Fatso @FATSOREAP808]

Fuck everybody matter fact fuck me too

[Josh Strife Hayes @JoshStrifeHayes]

I have managed to edit my 80 page script down to 81 pages.

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@lvfourtwentysix *our

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

@lvfourtwentysix Me since 2016

[𝙉. 𖤐♡ྀི @luvblessingz]

my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something

[pussyツ @psychic_pussy69]

has anyone else ever gotten to the point where you realize you’ve been so passively suicidal your entire life that you never planned your future and now it’s time to act on your future and you have no fucking idea what to do

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

If I had a dollar for every time a person in a different country got my handwriting tattooed on them, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[David Ashmore @Aspari_]

I'm glad that of all the potentially lifelong conditions I could get diagnosed with, I get the one people keep telling me is "made up" and "just an excuse".

Cool

[p @couchbiryani]

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential, even though all your primary school teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things