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Day 1: Check out this new beer I got! It’s called “Pigs Brew.” It’s so good!
Day 4: They were selling 6packs of that beer at the store! This might be my new fav. *hic*
Day 7: -uurp Okay… I MAYBE bought *hic* a keg… *snort* it’s just *hic* so good!
Day 10: *SNORT* -UUUuurp
You are sentenced a month of The Bottle (TM):
The Bottle (TM) is filled with heavy cream every morning.
You must:
- Drink the bottle’s contents (128 ounces = over 13,000 calories of heavy cream) every day
- Walk less than 1,000 steps every day
1 Day Failure = +1 Week
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(hyperfat/slob!)
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2 day old quickie
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