Asphyximanc

Oxygen deprived ejaculations

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

Total shithousery from @BBC6Music making @shaunwkeaveny walk the plank. Credit to your professionalism Shaun, you deserved so much better than that, you absolute legend 🤘😍 #saveourshaun

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

There should be more of this in the world! https://t.co/VENJHsVoCs

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

@slinkysharon Ha! Looking hot Sharon! 😘

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

2020's been a bitch. Death, misery, social curtailment, gigs, festivals and all other uplifting summer stuff turned to shit. Thank fuck for @BBC6Music for keeping the vibes positive. And for introducing these young firebrands @TheGoaExpress
https://t.co/xg4q43bSud

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

Honestly, my Aussie friends, and I count you on one hand, you've been as bad as the French at good music until the last 20 years. But I reckon you've unearthed a gem with these bass driven boys
https://t.co/ZUbPv1pvn0

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

I just bought these online. Under the new covid_19 symptom guidelines should I get a test?🤔

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

#upliftinglockdownchoons #5 #fin #staysafe guys
https://t.co/BcSblWyikf

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

@ThunderChild72 Gordon Hill

Marcus Rashford

Both a joy to watch with ball at feet and a backpeddling defender

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

#upliftinglockdownchoons #4
https://t.co/85Kl96sBaq

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

#upliftinglockdownchoons #3
https://t.co/bXCO1bHqf4

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

#2 in an occasional and hopefully brief season of #upliftinglockdownchoons Share if you like, fuck off and be miserable some place else if you dont
https://t.co/Vn3aCZFcIW

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

An anthem for our time. You're welcome
https://t.co/h6dkMi1Nfu

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

@slinkysharon Not much else can be said Sharon, awful situation, but thank you for your kind words. They are much appreciated ❤

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

Please do not let me hear my dad's premature death being mispronounced by the Secretary of State for Innumeracy tomorrow. I listened to him die by phone. I accept he is a statistic in this chaos. I cant accept him as a mispronunciation by someone who clearly doesnt give a shit

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

DURING these difficult times of stockpiling & lack of storage space, simply soak your excess toilet roll in beer, keep in bags in the fridge, wring out into a glass when required, dry out on the radiator & utilise as normal. For double the amount use @Bounty @TwopTwips @vizcomic

[INDIECOMING @indiecoming]

Jump on this. Wont hear many lp's better this year… You Know I'm Not Going Anywhere The Districts
https://t.co/6LO1vR4gMQ

[AndyMcMullen @AndyMc121]

Anybody over the age of 70 in L31 fancy free fish and chips (chippy tea) delivered to their door Wednesday night this week ? If you do or know anybody please DM me with name and address and tel no. #InThisTogether

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

@AndyMc121 Wow! What a fucking legend! 👏👏

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

Shit, the tank that is @idriselba gone and got #covidー19uk We're all doomed

[Asphyximanc @Asphyximanc]

Thinking of setting up an air bnb style portal for those who have ample WC facilities willing to let to those less fortunate. Those of you saturated in toilet roll, please send me your contact details, so I can hunt you down, err, sorry, add you to the database #StopThePanic