Anna Witherspoon

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

@mrbobbybones you should checkout #tailgatedancefloor by @TheNickHickman. Great song!

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

Welcome back to the 615 @missmahala !!

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

Tannenbaum is getting married!! And I'm maid of honor!!

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"Karma bitch, I am karma!"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

@j_howardallen "now I know how groceries feel"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

@j_howardallen yes! #dreamingofseersucker #steeplechase

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"There goes a cat, was it black?" #superstitious

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

#overheardinnashville do you make a lot if ethnic friends?

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"Shh people can hear you." " he's taken. I can't scare him off."

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"How you gunna wash a fur?" "You don't. That's the answer."

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"Why are the curdles in my coffee??"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"I walk at one speed and its on a mission"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

" I saw a cute couple at Ensworth, they kissed. They were 8th graders. She was laying on top of him, of course." #babysitting

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"I may make a weird face but I don't spray"
"... That's what she said"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"Oh gawd! I look like goolum from mordorf"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"You are so lucky! Do you have a horseshoe stuck up your ass?!"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

" this is a Friday night! Science and grammar!"

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

@sophiebolden i'm glad you find my life funny, maybe i'll start tweeting more just for you

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

"Mmm smells like glue and chemical" #babysitting

[Anna Witherspoon @aSpooni24]

@ashleyleh woah was that done after it was fired? Maybe I'll make something like that for my project..