Aspry

Gentleman adventurer. TV industry veteran, budding novelist. Liberal coffee snob. Health nut. Science/History. Herbalism. I only roll twenties.

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Those #PlayPals "durable" dog toys for "heavy chewers?" 10 month old puppy did this.

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I'm glad I'm just here for hashtag games...

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How I saw #Twitter this morning on my phone. Hey, @elonmusk can do what he wants with his own property. I'm just not sure I'm into it. @X

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Good coffee.
#INeverJokeAbout

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@JamesGillian16 HEAR HEAR!

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#INeverJokeAbout
What people drive

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MiSaMo
#INeverJokeAbout

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That time Optimus Prime died.
#INeverJokeAbout

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Where I hid dude's car.
#INeverJokeAbout

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Fight Club?
#INeverJokeAbout

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Sisterhood Of The Traveling Bikinis
#JawsAFilm

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You Got Served...For Dinner!
#JawsAFilm

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Barefoot In The Shark
#JawsAFilm

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We're gonna need a bigger bad m********er!
#JawsAFilm

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I still say the Borg Queen is unnecessarily sexy as hell. #startrek

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I'd love to see JUST #TheWasp as an #Avenger in the #MCU without the other #AntFamily. It would finally give her bad ass something to do.

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Dear #MCU
There is never a reason for the hero to randomly remove their mask/helmet. Especially during battle. #WatchingQuantumMania

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@ErinBode Arrested Development.

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@robertjwolfmd Watch my parents die.

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I have never, nor will I ever, use the term "hot mess."