SwampAss69

I suffer from Swamp Ass

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@WSJbusiness They had absolutely no time to try merger again with Trump DOJ

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@1abbeynormal The left and right have more in common than you might think.

For example, everyone is in agreement that they are glad that your friend did not ask you to go with

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@DudespostingWs That looks like Andy Reid monitoring his progress

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@ZiggySmalls_ Agreed. Why put mustard on something so beautiful?

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@JimPolzinWSJ It’s becoming clear that UW cannot compete (basketball or football) in the NIL era.

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@WalshFreedom At his core, Trump is a con man. Con men rely on marks with low intelligence to work their game. Look at his rallies, look at anyone wearing his hat. They are not the sharpest tools in the tool shed. His supporters are dumb people by design. That’s who he targets.

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@CreationMuseum A “day” is a full rotation of our planet Earth. If the Earth wasn’t created yet, how did they define the length of a day?

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@cjohnsonn0311 Imagine how productive you could be if you didn’t spend so much time and energy obsessing over some Bronze Age writings from a time when women were viewed as property and the wheel was a recent innovation

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@catturd2 Weird that god allowed him to lose last time 🤔

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@Matttrombone For a moment I thought I was watching the ‘75 Steelers!

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@TeamTrump @JDVance He’s one of the guys! If he could throw on some safety glasses and do a photo op in a factory, I would seriously get a boner

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@oliverburdick Sounds like a pretty lame party

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@NotEvolution1 Is believing he never existed the same as “rejecting” him?

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@faithwillsaveu Skip

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@ChristIsComing5 I just went a solid 5 minutes without God and I don’t feel any worse for wear

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@AaronInWriting Everyone needs an imaginary friend 😀

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@elonmusk God was a -5000 favorite to win this battle. I am poised to absolutely wipe the floor at fan duel if God loses this one

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@cowgiiirl56 As long as you own one, you’re a good person. No need to read it of course - that’s what church is for.

Church is like Cliff’s Notes for people unwilling to read the scripture they’ve devoted themselves to

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@AdamKinzinger Props to you for holding firm on principle against your corrupt party members and bat shit family