Ass-Kicker

Hey guys I'm Ass Kicker I'm here to help peoples and save lives. I patrol the streets every night with the Justice Forever!

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@MarkRLimaco Let's fancy her together.

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@spike_demon <-- she wants my D. Sorry but you already have it last time.

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Hey @MisterBitey my cuty fluffy cuddly kitty cat. Let me do a squishy squishy squish on you. Oh so cute.

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@KickAssParody Who the heck is Valerie?

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@MarkRLimaco Thanks for the cheer up! I really want her to come to me! She's a super hot chick!

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Oh she's really HOT. I fancy her so much. Oh come to me, Aunt May.

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@VillainMofo What? I'm showing you the chicken that I'm gonna toast and eat there in Evil Lair. Remember, "lifetime access"?

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@NOsbornw No I'm not. I'm more awesome. And you've got wrong grammar, kiddo. There's no word such as "awesomer". You're probably a 9 yr old.

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@KickAssParody @ChiquitoIntense Kick-Ass <-- I'll gonna kick his ass.

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@KickAssParody I got her first so sorry man. I love it when she does the BANG if you know what I mean.

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@ChiquitoIntense @KickAssParody Oh no it doesn't make sense. I'm always right.

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#AssKickerNapTime

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@spike_demon

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@ThaliDavid Awwww. Thanks! Wanna date with me?

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@KickAssParody Why the heck did you bring chicken to our room!? A roasted one would be better.

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@VillainMofo

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I'm so awesome.

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@KickAssParody @SproggyDude Seriously? Then why do I hear u scream my name when you sleep and then you get wet dreams after saying my name?

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@ThaliDavid @VillainMofo Yep I know. But during the shooting of the film I'm the one who teaches him how to fight.

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@DounutGuy Hahahaha very funny. I think you should join the Clown Competition #AssKickerRules