Official Ass Awards

A firm asset to society, a triumph to humanity. Awarding people asses since 2001!

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This certificate designates #Carnival an official Stinkyass.
Nominated by your passengers for making us poop in bags

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Cheapass

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Candyass

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Badass

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@danieltosh Hi, You look like Slider from Top Gun. You know, the dude that flexes at the volleyball scene?

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A firm asset to society, a #triumph to humanity. #carnivaltriumph

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@LaurenLeaTX @News4WOAI Protect your Ass! #Carnival #Triumph

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Stinkyass award awarded to #Carnival Cruise Line for all the folks who had to poop in a bag aboard the #Triumph

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Rockon #LAPD! Get that dumbass!

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5 Astronauts More Badass Than Any Action Movie Hero http://t.co/7PtZjzBV #NASA #Astronauts #Badass

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God bless the dumbasses because they'll be working for you someday.

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 dumbasses make up 75% of the world’s population.

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There's a certain age where you can no longer use the term 'Good girl gone bad' its more like 'Her oldass should know better.'

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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
@KurtCobain

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Gearing up to award asses on Twitter. Hello Twitter! Hello Everyone!