Phrank Phuckery

Child Support Evasion Coach. Part Time Faithful Man. Full Time No Good Nigga. Meaghan Good’s Arch Enemy. DMs closed for COVID.

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

This is typically the situation where Bellingham hits the game winner to send us to whatever chip.

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

I just gonna start Weeknd album from track 9 going forward. It’s a fire project if you pretend that’s the intro and let it ride.

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Mahomes has enough annoying family that anybody he needs to sacrifice should be on the table right now

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Dream do come true bro. You’re welcome!

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Kidd: Anthony Davis expected to start at power forward.

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

I was gonna ask for somebody to get me a pic like this. Thanks!

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

When you put it like that… 😂😂😂

[internet feminist @dinosinterlude]

THAT LUKA TRADE SO CRAZY THE DJ IN THE CLUB ANNOUNCED IT

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

AD wanted to be a role player so bad now you on role player island my guy, be blessed.

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Trading Luka away and calling him fat right after is wild.

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

The timeline: Luka was supposed to be untouchable

Mavs:

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

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[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

We Lakers fans struggle just like anyone else

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Dallas spent all that time building around Luka now all they got left is the fence

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Of course they announce it after the game when it’s too late to bet Bron triple double for the last time

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Feels like Luka never had any plans on playing another minute for Dallas awhile back

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

The Jags/Titans game being so fast that the universe decided to play it in x1.5 speed is crazy

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Old man Trae Young different

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Having a one run lead and putting a guy with butt in his name to defend it is insane

[Phrank Phuckery @AssholeOfDaYear]

Drake dying to Kendrick then dropping 100 gigs for us to see his life flash before our eyes is insane

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

Auntie Anne’s need stand alone shops. Driving to the mall for a pretzel is beneath me.

I’ll do it, I’m just saying.