editorial assistant woof

Deputy Editorial Woof assistant to incoming @Modern_Railways Deputy Editor @AndyRoden1. Thoughts and opinions my own. Translated via my slave.

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There is a fly in the living room. It is now my mission to catch it. Gravy bones will follow as a reward.

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@MyJakedog13 I am gorgeous! Everyone says so!

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#NewProfilePic

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I have today had my first ever Bonio. They’re very big and umans have to break them up for me. I like them so much I take them gently and go and hide in my den so I can eat at leisure. Yum!

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I have had an idea to get longer walks and more treats. Watch this space.

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@AndyRoden1 No food. Lots of steps. Not allowed to pull. Pah!

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Exhausted. Long walk with humans, limited treats, too many dogs that needed barking at, no cheese toastie. And late dinner. 1/10. Improvement needed.

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I am back! Password remembered. Send treats via @AndyRoden1!

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Human woke me up early, gave me a cuddle and told me he is going on train. I am not, apparently. Grrr.

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Pro tip: when on trains, wag your tail at the sight of anyone and everyone. Occasionally people have treats.

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@Whitmore03David Now aiming for a snooze on dad’s lap. He’s not wet enough.

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I like this train. So much that I’m going to forgo yapping like a maniac and have a snooze instead.

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@mikeday18 @AndyRoden1 @GWRHelp @stationcafebarn On the list!

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I have rediscovered my password! And after toast I have been promised a ride on a train today. @gwrhelp staff are always very friendly to woofs.

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I have a new friend. This is Alan the alpaca. He squeaks wonderfully!

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A huge load of little people and their teachers walked past today. I wagged my tail and looked as cute as possible and they were all very happy to see me. My work today is done.

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I have met the editor of @Modern_Railways today and showed him around Hayle. I like him so much I might have gone a bit goo…

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I have a new favourite treat. Earplugs.

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Today is a landmark moment in my fledgling @Modern_Railways career. I am overseeing @AndyRoden1 at a meeting to discuss some future content ideas - should be very enjoyable!

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Bath has been mentioned. I am hiding.