Dorkus Palorkus

Dweeb who has to rewrite his profile after doing a dumb April fool's joke. he/him adult and everything that implies

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[Dorkus Palorkus @Asskylosaurus]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? #cockandballtorture

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@DevilCorp_ Okay but what if they were darkners and something happened to them? We've seen that an object can break in the light world because a darkner got killed in the dark world (Tenna, Jackenstein)

Dess's room is full of corpses

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@commentiquette How do you train your asshole to get those rich bassy rips, any diet advice? Looking to be able to fartmog anyone I come across.

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@commentiquette I know your pain, Erik. I studied at the Institute of Culinary Education.

Happy Anniversary!

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cock and ball torture #MyXAnniversary

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"Executioner"
HIS NAME IS THELONIOUS

[Brick Built Blogs @BlogsBrick]

Lego Shrek 2026 Theme rumour, thanks to @Maxbautde and @brick_clicker

#Lego #Legonews #Legoleaks #shrek

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Hey @Jak_The_Gent this is your fault btw

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I've been binging Kinnikuman and got this stupid idea stuck in my head

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@commentiquette If Nobbleberry was a dinosaur which one would he be?

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@commentiquette "Eyyyy I makea da grok dusta my bambino with parmigiano reggiano! Eyyy prego!"

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If you'll just consult the handy graph:
#lookoutside #DELTARUNE

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

I think I've heard this one before

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@Chris_TGH @steelnil I love how resigned he sounds when he says it. like he feels like it's a bit of a cheap maneuver but at the same time that's just how the game is and you gotta play around it.

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My entry for the Robot Master Design contest, meet Fantasy Man! I always end up putting too many silly little details in these things.

Pen name: Reeces Pieces!

#DesignARobotMaster #MegaManDO

[Coolio D. Fab @CoolioDfab]

Winston

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People are gonna crucify me over this but I still think this shit was better than Rocko's Modern Life.

Also Harvey Beaks > Chowder

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘Camp Lazlo’ premiered 20 years ago today on Cartoon Network.
https://t.co/iEBDxe15pJ

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@Jak_The_Gent Quit trying to suck up to bowser and put more Ankylosaurus propaganda in your videos people need to know how they're the best dinosaur

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@WAFFLEB0TZ AVO YES WE LOVE THE BIG FUNNY LADY

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@Giraffemonger Wow... okay 💔

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@Cybershell Don't like that this is implying NiGHTS is already happily living in my bed.