Keeping up with the Jonese? Bro they couldn't keep up with me π Mr Jones has been sending cash to my alpha ass since they got here πΈ Took out a second mortgage just to fund my thicc jock cheeks π° Man was one twerk away from foreclosure and I couldn't help myself π€
#cashass
See these cheeks bro? π This is all the cleavage you'll ever need bro. No more chasing girls. You work. You earn. You bust all your cash on this prime alpha ass π¦πΈ You found your soulmate bro and it's gonna crush your future ππ«
#findom#cashass
Bro, I know you're not DL π Real talk? You're a certified fag π Only thing str8 about you is that you're a str8-up cocksucker. Legit built that chest with all the brotein I been feedin ya πͺπ¦ Cut the stream and get those lips back on my ass bro ππ
#dl
Bro the irl jiggle physics are a game changer π Ever since we featured our strategic a$$ets in the recruitment vids, enlistment rates have gone crazy π These fags aren't gonna last 30 secs in a warzone π΅ Lucky they got plenty of alpha booty to lick right here at base π
#alpha
Na bro i didn't even know you could get fun-sized homies like that. Maybe your brother's not even missing. You sure he was defs gonna visit today? Dw I'll stay right here and let ya know if the lil guy turns up. Hopefully he hasn't been gobbled up by a predator or something ππ
Bro you were born to be an atm for str8 alphas ππ§ No pin needed, you just see those thicc cheeks bouncin and spew your savings out for your cashking π Credit was invented so you could enslave yourself to juicy casha$$ π΅π
#humanatm#cashslave#cashking
Hey bro before you get too deep in my bakery π what's the pin for your savings account? Gotta drain all that cash you just got for the big 21 πΈ Say thanks to your grandparents for me, they were super generous this year π€
#cashass#cake#findom#humanatm
After I got promoted I was struggling to make time for the gym. So I got a personal trainer. Performance is still down, but I leave every sesh totally drained π₯΅πΈ His glutes have already swallowed my bonus and are on track to earn more than me π°
#cashass
I drop in on my fags whenever I want. Don't need an invite, just rock up and let the vibes do the talking ππ₯΄ Not that I'd be able to hear them anyway π I unlock their phone and top up my bank account while they catch up with their ca$hass bf πΈ
#paypig
Yea the vacay was fire dude, totally worth price tag π² Hula's not the only thing those babes are built for if ya get me ππ Hope your bank account recovered while I was sippin on piΓ±a coladas πΉI'm gonna need another trip to keep up this tan πβ±οΈ
#findom
You thought you got through this rental inspection without any issues, huh? Too bad I saw this huge fucking crater in your wall as I was leaving π Unlucky dude. So you gonna pay the damage now? Or am I gonna have to put your head through this wall next? πΈ
#cashass#findom#rent
My a$$ works harder than you π That's why it deserves to eat your wages and steal your cash. Go drop a tribute πΈπ
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#cashass#alphaasset#findom#tribute
Fund my summer πΈ Check my Throne
Any recs for comfy shorts that actually look good? Looking thicc but not firm and juicy, ya know? Need some fag advice on showin off the a$$ets π
#findom#tribute#ckj#assmaxxed
A$$flation baby, it's here. Means you gotta send more 'cause your cash is worth less π° AssMaxxing requires maximum investment. Cake stocks rising πΌ A$$ets pumping β« Glutes always gaining and you're obsessed with the growth π« π Lock in and buy the bounce. Bitch π
#findom
GOD SAVE AMERICA, BRO! πΊπΈ Damn, someone's gonna have to. 'Cause these cheeks are #blessed ππ and this cash guzzlin' dumptruck's got no brakes π€πΈ Go drop a tribute on the Throne to celebrate π΅πΊπΈ
#4July#americasass#findom#worship
You see these big butts bro? π These caked up kings? Double cheeked up big dogs? Dudes with the dumpys? Bro booty? That's what your life is all about bro π« That str8 alpha gyatt owns you bro. Goon and fucking SEND bro πΈπΈ
#findom#tribute#humanatm
How my 4th of July weekend plans sound to the fags that are funding them π That's right, stay home, send and get crushed under my cashA$$ ππΈ Freedom ain't gonna celebrate itself bro πΊπΈπ
#cashass#findom#wallet#cashking
Na bro this is crazy. I've been giving him ass to mouth for like 30 mins already and he's still out cold π΅ Can't believe he passed out when he found out how much I make draining fags πΈ Oh damn, it's actually mouth to mouth? Sounds kinda gay ngl
#findom
Bro be so fr right now. I'm rockin' an absolute dumptruck in these white pjs π I know it, chat knows it, and you know it. You gonna go double or nothing again or are you gonna pay up? Easiest fuckin' $1k I've ever made bro ππ΅
#alphaassets#findom