Uday kaushik🦋

Lil Dramatic.

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I call it EASY MONEY they call it BLACK

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I am that unstable kid who is brewing his 12th cup of coffee at 3am while whole house is asleep

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Talk who? When u having bad day

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The phrase "Call me when your heart remember"

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She totally depend on CHATGPT decisions what to do or not 😭😭who to to block who to remove🤝🏻🤣

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One minor inconvenience and viola Hinge Bumble Schmooze Tinder are swiped

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Me going 1 hr late and pulling 2 hrs early from the job knowing they can't fire me because my dad is my boss🥰

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Saare toxic log life se nikal diye h ab bore ho rh hu

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@vaishhhnaaaviii Tum zyada door ho

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Guy maths: longer route with no traffic is shorter than shorter route with traffic

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Imagine hating me and me doing new crazy shitss every months

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@vaishchhu24 Ise fek do na rahega computer... na manager ki chik-chik full enjoy

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Audacity of me ..being consistent on posting life lately stories instread of finishing the last unit 💀😭last exam

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@PahwaGinni Even better than this?

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Sochta tha apni Ex ya Ex-situationship k pas kon jayega ..ab pata lag rh h kon jayega

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@AmishaBansal_ Isnt that reality check?

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@AmishaBansal_ Dw i will eat you 😂

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My feeds are full of meme that ghibli people are gayy... and now she want me to soft launch us 😭💪

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Parking my car is major problem while meeting her 😭

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Does lighting McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?