Darling

I've never successfully solved a rubik's cube, what else is there to say- that pretty much sums up my existence. Oh wait... I also love chips.

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

@nathanfielder This is wild.
Power dynamics have existed forever. This show was a study in human behavior. You could say you need your own data, sure, but don't disregard a clear problem because 'generations' have been flying together. It's dumb.

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

Usher is giving Kenergy, doesn't go anywhere without rollarblades!

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

@X @AilsaForshaw this is great

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

👀 Here I am on TMZ, today! LOL!
Harvey and Charles are talking about the UFO Hearings
@TMZLive #tmz #ufo #ufohearings #uap #congress #congressionalhearing @TMZ #ufotwitter #UFOHearing

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

Hey, @elonmusk - I love that you're thinking about advertising for #Tesla @Tesla - I would love to advertise for you, too! Win-Win, Baby!
https://t.co/wXGbv8JgCR
I work with an Affiliate Marketing Program, Impact, and they are efficient, and effective (your two favourite things - lol!) Trevor ([email protected]) is one of my contacts, over there - you could tell them Ailsa sent you - ah'haha!
https://t.co/wXGbv8JgCR

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

Reverse DI Why - haha! #DIY

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

Fernando Alonso and Taylor Swift dating would explain the podiums he has been getting. He's on top of the world! 🏆 #F1 #AstonMartin #FernandoAlonso

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

@AilsaForshaw @TMZ @HarveyLevinTMZ @TMZLive @RickRoss Loved it!

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

This is the @TMZ Episode that I was on, on Monday, March 20th, 2023, so when you go into TMZLive (a separate link from https://t.co/Rj2Yxu5hFs) look for 3/20/23
@HarveyLevinTMZ @TMZLive @RickRoss
My daughter @AssolutelyTrue made me this screen grab! This is my comment, on #TMZ!
I'm at the 33:55 minute mark, and the story starts at the 30:42 Mark, the Rick Ross Bison Story!
TMZ Live - 3/20/23

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

🦬 awesome appearance on TMZ Live @AilsaForshaw !! they said bye-son! 🤣

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

Fernando Alonso 10 second penalty! 😭 after watching him celebrate 🍾

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

@mrjaxtaylor @BravoWWHL #1 guy in the group, always and forever.

[Ms Mojangles 🧢🌏♓️🌞♏️ 🌙✡️✌️ #YangGang🙌 @msmojangles]

@AilsaForshaw @katyperry @sherylunderwood @TheTalkCBS Age Schmage.... is right! LOL... In fact, you don't really age at all... Think you went into the woods and made a deal with "Father Time"🤣🤎 You're a beauty through.. and through... And you've taught the world so about health, happiness, and stayin' a hot-mama firecracker. 🔥

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

I'm gonna ROAR into my 60's! #LOL! @katyperry
It's ME, your li'l pal Ailsa Forshaw @AilsaForshaw #LOL
That's me, today - I'm 59! #AgeSchmage, Baby!
It's good to know what you can look like at any age #Yay!
#1963babies @sherylunderwood @TheTalkCBS
https://t.co/6tlcmDUdTZ

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

@AilsaForshaw @elonmusk @Twitter Good question!

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

Some good little parenting tips!
Raise Funny Children - you'll all have way more fun - lol! #parenting 😍🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
That's me with my beautiful and hilarious daughter! So sweet! So funny! @AssolutelyTrue @sherylunderwood
https://t.co/tDQKt8SUyN

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

@AilsaForshaw Yay!! I just got my #TwitterBlue Twitter Verified Blue Check! Yippee! #ThanksElon! @elonmusk @Twitter

You know, that's funny, because I think I was offered the Blue check, ages ago, but I thought they were asking me to PAY for it, so I thought it was a scam #LOL

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

@AilsaForshaw @elonmusk @AdamSandler @DavidSpade @RobSchneider That would be hilarious! 🦖🐲🦕

[Ailsa Forshaw🧢 @AilsaForshaw]

Pitching my idea once again for a movie with humans growing up alongside the dinosaurs, where the Neanderthals watch the Asteroid pass by the earth, fast forward to modern times, dinosaurs co-existing with people #HilarityEnsues @elonmusk @AdamSandler @DavidSpade @RobSchneider 🦖

[Darling @AssolutelyTrue]

Adele doing the most