Alyssa McMurray

I pretty much live in perpetual panic.

[XBOX Canada @XboxCanada]

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[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

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[Diablo @Diablo]

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[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

“Yeah I know it’s pouring rain out but I really just want to walk down the sidewalk and take everything in as slowly as possible.” -Frank #pugthings #pug #stormy

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

“Ah 11:30 pm? Perfect time to vomit on the comforter!” -Frank #ilovemydog #pug #needsleep

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

I’m breaking my 3 year Twitter silence mostly so I can tweet about my dog. 🤷‍♀️

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

Chicken, spinach, feta, green bean salad for dinner. #DecentEats

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

Choo choo 🚂

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

I have a lot of bug bites. Also a headache. #Ow #CanadaDay2015

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

The Tim Hortons steak panini is Canada's leading cause of crapped pants

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

Chef Alyssa making cupcakes today.

[XBOX Canada @XboxCanada]

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[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

#DoveSounds

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

Breakfast for dinner and hockey. #bacon #omelettes

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

I am the hungriest hippo right now.

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

I'm actually physically tired of hospitals and being a guinea pig for shitty drugs without having a choice or knowing what's going on. 😪

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

Today the dog was bad. So he got a walk, treats and a bath. He's lucky I like him. #ToBeADog🐶

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

I wish I could just google search where to find things in my house. 😒

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

"Why is the dog all wet...?" "Might have spilled juice on him..." #Oops

[Alyssa McMurray @AssylaMM]

Sooooo full of Greek food. #WasGood #FoodComa #EternalSlumberNow