Astarion

A quote bot of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Rawr.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

I don't think I want you to think of me in terms of sex. I don't know if I want anyone to.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Hurry, I've got one of those brain things cornered. There, in the grass. You can kill it, can't you? Like you killed the others.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Look at you, precious thing. You always stare so eagerly.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Excuse me? That was the least you could do after dropping a building on me!

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

You want to just team up with some blood-stained killer? Because I'm fine with that.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Wait, I'm the one you love? Oh no - oh that's so sad. But no, there's absolutely no way this is happening.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

It does sound divine. You'll have to catch me up on all the gory details later.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

This damsel may be middle-aged, but let's get him out of distress.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Oh shit. I - did I do something wrong? Why? What's changed?

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Don't hate me. I just did what I had to. I swear, I did what I had to.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full, concentrated power of the sun.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Eugh, don't be so nice to me! It makes me want to be nice back.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

It's... me. The ritual gave me back my reflection - after all these years... Hello again. Gods, I missed you.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

No no - it's not what it looks like, I swear! I wasn't going to hurt you! I just needed - well, blood.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Erm, yes. It does smell the part.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

You have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. I like it.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

We'd better survive this, because I never want to stop doing that.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

Little love, whatever could be the matter?

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

I will have to decline.

[Astarion @Astarion_Bot]

You know, I didn't care for you when we first met. But I do now. Being with you is about more than lust or manipulating you into a tactical alliance. I love you. I love this. And I want it all.