❝ Mike Schmidt ❞

❝ ι leғт мy old lιғe вeнιnd ғor yoυ, @EggGuard. ❞| #𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕩𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 | 『 Night Guard - Trapped in a robotic hell 』

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

_- Technology and Knowledge in Motion with #𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕩𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 -_

❝ Needed the cash, came in for one night. Got roped into four more against my goddamn will. ❞

> REVAMP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>It's ya boi Dave.
> Welcome back to Gay

❝ Out. Now. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

I hate how right you are
but yes

[ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ @HttpToastLover]

Freddy?

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

I would leave, if it were not for the fact some dummy thicc motherfucker won't let me fucking leave

[ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ @HttpToastLover]

Oh fuck off Mike before I get Foxy again

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

then perish

[ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ @HttpToastLover]

Forceablly takes 1d100 damage

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ Why the fuck am I still here-? ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

https://t.co/aT98Laor57

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴀ? ❞

>ʀᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘ!
>ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ #ᴜᴍʙʀᴀғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ<
>ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ<

❝ ᴍᴇʟᴛ 'ᴇᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

_- Technology and Knowledge in Motion with #𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕩𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 -_

❝ Needed the cash, came in for one night. Got roped into four more against my goddamn will. ❞

> REVAMP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>It's ya boi Dave.
> Welcome back to Gay

❝ Out. Now. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝...... ❞

Mike no.

Raises shotgun.

❝ Mike the fuck yes. ❞

You know you're a poor writer when you can't even control your muses...

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴀ? ❞

>ʀᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘ!
>ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ #ᴜᴍʙʀᴀғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ<
>ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ<

❝ ᴍᴇʟᴛ 'ᴇᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ If the world would do me a single favour. Just one.

It would be to stop bringing those asshole machines back from the fucking dead. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ There isn't enough coffee in this world to deal with the crap that roams these hallways. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

@EggGuard 》 a year. Like, big bonuses and that crap. ❞

❝ Would you.. Like to go and do something tonight so we can catch up better? ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

@EggGuard (❝ You can't complain, the last time you did. Shit hit the fan, literally ❞)

❝ This job really should come with extra pay for surviving 》

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

@EggGuard ❝ I... um... do wish I'd found time to check in on you sooner... ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

@EggGuard ❝ Nice. I was forced to take a while off. Vacation days piled up... So that was fun. I guess. Didn't do much over the holidays either. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

At least he's... Wait for it....

Still Alive-

obligatory portal joke

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

Catches said flop, enclosing arms. Bless the egg.

❝ Missed ya. ❞

❝ What'cha been up to? Anything new? ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ Hey there, Eggster. ❞

Well, that's new.

❝ C'mere.❞

If he opens his arms any further they'll break of his shoulders

[ᴇɴɴᴀʀᴅ. @HorridTwist]

Spring: excuse me, but can somebody tell me why the fuck everyone is screaming over here?

Egg: well, i found this pregnancy test and--

Spring: * pUNCHES ENNARD IN THE STOMACH *

Ennard: oW, M OTHERF UCKER

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

❝ Yeah, I'm here.

And yes, I am running solely on caffeine. ❞

[❝ Mike Schmidt ❞ @AStarterGuard]

[] So I return. Using the windows version of the twitter app. So I'm down to 140 but it is faster than the webpage version. yeet