Jared Stefango

Cheer Dad / Football Dad / #AAU / #Midwest / #PrepHoops/ Midwest Wisler 15U Asst Coach / OSP 12U Girls Head Coach

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

The only funny skit SNL has had in 20 years thanks to the legend @natebargatze:

#America250

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[NBA @NBA]

Yaxel Lendeborg was BALLING OUT in the first half 😮‍💨

16 PTS
4-4 3PM
5-5 FGM

Watch the California Classic on Prime, ESPNU, and NBA TV.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Dad why is my name Vozinha Cabral?”

Me:

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

This is what the beautiful game is all about.

A young Cape Verde fan shows love to his team after the hard-fought battle with defending Champions Argentina in the Round of 32 🇨🇻

[Mr FuZzz @lehman218]

@awfulannouncing

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish broadcast of Sidny Lopes Cabral’s stunner does NOT disappoint

🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻

[Jared Stefango @AStefango]

@baharkarakrt 1

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

There are embarrassing levels of cope. And then there’s this, which is somehow five levels more embarrassing than that.

[Jared Stefango @AStefango]

🤣. Solid take

[🟢⚪️ @Gr33n247]

Dusty’s recruiting looks less impressive by the hour. He’s a great Coach no doubt but it’s pretty clear u go to Michigan now for money, not the Coach or School. That’s gotta hurt some old school Michigan fans deep down. It���s not ”name on the front“ for Michigan anymore sorry 🤷‍♂️

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Happy 4th of July to you, Happy Independence Day to you and Happy 250th America 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

During a HEATED discussion about New York City's communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani's demand that New Yorkers set their AC to 78 degrees, @benfergusonshow calls out CNN's Abby Phillip and exposes that it is not 78 degrees in the CNN studio:

Ferguson: "Do you support it?... When you saw that, you're like, 'Hell yeah, let me walk over there and knock that number up to 78.'"

Phillip: "Don't you live in Texas?"

Ferguson: "I live in Texas and there is no way in hell we are putting it on 78 degrees. By the way, just to be clear, it's not 78 in here right now either. No on is going to abide by this. It's absurd."

[Brian Rauf @brauf33]

Yes, let’s ask the guy who was fired for being bad at his job what we should’ve done

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[MatchReport @MatchReportH]

🚨🇺🇸 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Malik Tillman’s Stunning Free Kick

“That is why football is beautiful. You lose a player, everyone expects you to suffer, but then one man walks over the ball with ice in his veins. Tillman didn’t just score a free kick—he killed Bosnia’s belief. The wall was there, the goalkeeper was ready, but perfection doesn’t ask for permission. It simply happens. That is world-class.”

“People think free kicks are about power. No. They are about personality. The ball listens only to players who have complete confidence in themselves. Tillman struck it like he already knew where it was going before his foot touched it. That’s not luck—that’s elite quality.”

“When you are down to ten men, every goal counts double because it crushes the opponent’s spirit. Bosnia thought they had life after the red card. Then Tillman reminded them that one moment of brilliance is enough to finish a World Cup tie. That’s the difference between surviving… and dominating.” 👑

#USABIH

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

ELECTRIC reactions in Kansas City to Malik Tillman's free kick goal ⚡️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish broadcast of Malik Tillman’s free kick

MAJESTIC 🇺🇸

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨NOW: Many fans are angry that the USA was given a red card for the challenge on the left while Messi wasn’t for the challenge on the right

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

MALIK TILLMAN WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST GOALS IN USMNT HISTORY.

A STAR SPANGLED BANGER!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Jared Stefango @AStefango]

Wow

[Hon. Vickie Paladino @VickieforNYC]

For the record, Drag Queen Story Hour now receives more city funding than the Department of Veterans Services.

Understand where we are.