Astez

Outsider 🦍 | Architect | Techie | Chelsea

[Astez @AstezXperience]

I always tell the TRUTH even when I LIE

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@dspkemo Even with VAR him still bag hat trick

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Never been in support of Trump till this honest reply

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

"Barack Obama just said if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better."

Trump: "I love women, I think they're great, but what a ridiculous statement that is." 😭

[Astez @AstezXperience]

@GOP_is_Gutless They move like Zombies

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Increase her lifestyle, pay her a very expensive apartment, then breakup with her 😂 the fall go Dey cinematic

[willinill! @willinilli024]

Put girl for this kind lifestyle then break up with am😭😭

[Astez @AstezXperience]

@willinilli024 Increase her lifestyle, pay her a very expensive apartment, then breakup with her 😂 the fall go Dey cinematic

[Astez @AstezXperience]

@is_ra_el_10 Just delete your X account it’s never happening

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

When you’re enjoying all the Man City banter then you see someone say “Atleast we’ll still get to watch the Manchester derby in the Championship next season”

[Astez @AstezXperience]

X how about introducing voice tweet replies not just text,,

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@StreamKeys @carterefe__ Be like chiwawa dey this room

[Marc Mero @MU689908]

This is what it’s like watching Ronaldo for Portugal

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@433 @FCBarcelona Haaland in Barcelona with those Yamal passes?? Mbappe won’t get the golden boot anymore

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@RyderNoContext Dawggg we were all so innocent 🥲

[Astez @AstezXperience]

TF?

[汐 @xixikawaii]

我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。

[희얀 @rhnjkj]

죽고나서 어떻게 되는지 알면
인류의 반은 자살할듯

[Astez @AstezXperience]

@yabaleftonline This is a gay behavior 🥲

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Today years old when I saw this

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

International break.

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@BlackYellow

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@UEFA Not true 😂

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@chelszzn

[Astez @AstezXperience]

@Asake_Alagbo Abeg Ekpon break down this lines for me 🤲😂 I shaa know sey the whole 76k viewers no relate to this lines…