Astor Adams

Elegant but not stuffy, unless I have a cold.

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos]

In short, please know it's bad when the aliens guy is telling you not to believe everything you see on the internet.

[Astor Adams @AstorAdams]

@melanierenzulli A bra that fit right didn’t give u uniboob has side support and doesn’t look like something that was on a car in 1985.

[omelette queen of the northwest @ellen_perleberg]

Just got an email from a prof: “As a reminder, you are required to wear clothes during Zoom meetings.”

Rules are made when they become necessary, not before.

[Public Health - Seattle & King County @KCPubHealth]

Many people are understandably anxious about #coronavirus. But flu and colds have similar symptoms. If you have cough, fever, or other symptoms, call your regular doctor first. Do not go to the emergency room. ERs need to be able to serve the most critical needs.

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

Mama Cat carrying her baby Cat...

[Wine Folly @WineFolly]

Coffee vs. Wine vs. Cannabis. btw. We made this in Seattle! https://t.co/hljsdIGbV9

[Astor Adams @AstorAdams]

@TandCmag Really? https://t.co/NHZogQsEHW And twitter typos happen.

[Astor Adams @AstorAdams]

@TandCmag How is it professional writer's don't know words that end is 's' are made plural with s' and not s's? Jones' not Jones's

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

New photo of @United Airlines asking for volunteers to deplane...

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages & cultures and we kill one another because of it.

[Kandee Johnson @kandeejohnson]

Girls: you have more to offer than showing off your boobs or butt on Instagram to get popular. Show off you talent & heart instead!

[Lana Gochenauer @LanaGAEC]

This is not a good turn of events @autodesk @BIM360

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

#ValentinesDay

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

[Lana Gochenauer @LanaGAEC]

First thing I saw when I started my computer. Great way to start Monday Thanks #Microsoft 😍

[Astor Adams @AstorAdams]

@menswearhouse Thank you...I'll pass it on to my husband. All we want now is a refund, the suit is unwearable...if u care how u look.

[Astor Adams @AstorAdams]

Really, after getting suit back 2nd time FROM @menswearhouse tailor, hubby suit is now UNWEARABLE. #nocustomerservice #refund

[Astor Adams @AstorAdams]

@menswearhouse 2/2 he emailed...you ignored him. Want my money back! BTW it's illegal to smoke within 25' of the door tell ur managers!