Astor Cohen

Ex-Alliance. Freelance Mercenary. Please, no touching.

Dossier:

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@MarySueShepard I'm allergic to hipsters.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@Thane_Krios @_Kolyat_Krios_ *dismissive hand waving* Yeah yeah, if you want to go shoot some baddies come talk to me. I'm not on this ship to wax poetic.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

*grabs a small towel and gently wipes away the remaining blood streaked across the sniper barrel*

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@Thane_Krios "Inner peace"? You mean a fucking crutch? *irritated sigh* Look life is hard, shit gets rough, boo fucking hoo. I'll live.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@Thane_Krios *scoffs* "Meaning." Like you'd know. You believe in some water lizard gods or some shit. Ocean-clam-mermaid fuckery, -...fuck, I don't remember.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@Thane_Krios -shrugs- That's probably just my face.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard -hair flip as he hands her the cat- You're welcome.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard -descends from the tree, cat in arm, victorious from the staring match with minimal bites- Magic. Magic is what you saw.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard --branch and climbing up with ever so much grace and enters a dramatic staring contest with the stubborn kitty-

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard I'm well aware of what creatures bite, Shepard. -with awe-inspiring heroics, cracks whip, wrapping the end around a long--

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard Somehow I doubt that. -raises a brow- Need a hand this that, Shepard?

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard Oh. -disappointed frown- That's MUCH less fun.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard --YOU trip out on his LSD-frog skin but not me.

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@CDR_JShepard See, I knew you'd understand. What are you doing here? You lick Thane or something? Cause if so that's not fair he'd let--

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@CDR_JShepard Shepard I'm offended. I learned after the 125th time that particular line wasn't very effective.

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CDR_JShepard Oh man. If I had a credit for every time I used that line....

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@CmdrCassShepard -leaves a birthday gift for her....in the vents. Somewhere-

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CmdrCassShepard Aww, shit. ......fuck it. *climbs into the vents*

[Astor Cohen @AstorCohen]

@CmdrCassShepard *grins* I bet I can break fewer bones than you.