Joe Bailey

I like sunsets, the sound of children laughing and long walks on the beach. Wait, no, I like writing, vintage computing/gaming and pencil&paper RPGs.

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@DDayCobra @MostlyPeaceful Holy shit! That's epically ironic.

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I miss playing Asteroids at a bowling alley arcade at midnight and the smell of cigarette smoke, spilled beer, and stale nachos.

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@adamcarolla I can't hear "gayness" without thinking it orbits Uranus.

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@pureMetatron Holy crap, jokes are reality now.

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@jasonrantz How in the hell does anyone naturally arrive at Daylight Saving vs Standard Time?

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@specialopsmag Bored Games.

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@hasanthehun Who the hell is your audience?

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@The_King_Trout It's wild to think about someone else living and hanging out in your bedroom, and wondering if they found your secret stash.

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@The_King_Trout Honestly, they look like something from a 90s or 2000s horror game.

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@CommodoreFan64 @brockpierson Are we allowed to say master and slave again? 😎🤘

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@pureMetatron Dayz.

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@davepl1968 @FrankBr05713205 I miss that truck.

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@davepl1968 @FrankBr05713205 I appreciate this story as my 1993 Nissan 4x4 had no bumper when I bought it used in 1994.

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@MuseumCommodore LOGO.

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@Lukewearechange I read this initially as MCU. That was wild for a half second.

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@NarrativeFilter @Oilfield_Rando Looks like she's smuggling watermelon seeds.

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@ClassicGIJoe That sounds like a codename one earns from the result of a brake check gone wrong.

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@Gavin_McInnes I thought Bainiac was a fictional character.

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@pureMetatron Three fried eggs, runny yolk.

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@doomcock Young Frankenstein.