Astrochicken

The ultimate von Neumann machine: poultry in motion. #resistance #FBR for sure, and a little humor doesn't hurt.
Proud member of DJT's #ScumClub

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@AntiTrumpCanada Always true. Everything Trump touches dies.

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@KostolomSavage It's a big mistake to assign every wingnut with a gun to "your team" or "my team". These are sick individuals. Period. Get a grip. Peace. Out.

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#Kimmel may be back, but if the new bar is going to be above that mild political joke that got him in trouble in the first place, his monologue will be unwatchable.

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I will never forgive this administration for making me agree with Ted Cruz. https://t.co/4gp5XwemkL

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@atrupar deportation beats incarceration

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It is rare that a corporate entity would use this medium to mock this incompetent thin-skinned revengeful administration. Well done, A1 (not AI).

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The arsonist is already taking credit for putting out the fire. #TrumpMarketCrash

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@JDVance So much to unpack ... they were weird before the election and continue to be ... so suddenly cross dressing is ok ... and are they calling their electorate "turkeys"?

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@patriottakes That should be the end of their tax exempt status.

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I got three-fifths of the day off for #juneteenth day.

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@NRSC I have been a Republican for fifty plus years. You are not the fair-minded democratic (small d) party that you used to be. Now you are completely in the throes of a criminal lifelong conman who fomented a violent insurrection when he lost a fair election. Shame.

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34 down, 57 to go. #conviction

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The political season in this country is waaaay too long.

Today is Major League opening day. They will probably decide the World Series before election day.

I know of no other first world country anywhere as long as us.

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@EladioSantiag14 @bobcesca_go @ABC If he is that imprecise about his rhetoric then he has NO business being in the White House.

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Dying turtle endorses his former abusive handler to be head zookeeper. So much cowardice, so little time….#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump @StephMillerShow

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@fromthebunkerjr Whew!
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I get the impression that the Iranians are willing to fight us to the last Houthi warrior.

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Golly. Trump promises that he "won't have the time for vengeance". Yeah. Same A-hole who promised in 2016 that he "won't have the time to play golf" and was on the links more than any other president over the last 75 years. Another lie.

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@AndyKimNJ Thank you. I hope someone else had to handle the - as Ms. Pelosi termed it - the poo-poo.