Ready salted physicist

Sky big, Earth small.
She/her

[Ready salted physicist @aStrongGr]

clothing designer: *slaps top of basic item of clothing* this bad boy can fit so many questionable design choices

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@jps_astro Anyone born after 2001 isn't a real person, they're a fetus

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dear all my friends getting married and having babies: stop it. I'm too young.

(I'm v happy for you)
((stop it))
(((child)))

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@StarWarsNerd73 @timminchin This was the first thing I thought of!! He won't be sueing now

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Diagrams in astro papers are minimalist Rorschach tests this is my thesis conclusion

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@munixo_17 tbf if I were a meditation guide I'd purposefully try to find people's fears like "imagine a tarantula crawling up your arm, sunshine and roses also it's on fire"

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@StarWarsNerd73 then I stand by my tweet

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@StarWarsNerd73 is it in Bolton?

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@StarWarsNerd73 Their backs did indeed get broke

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It's Devon o'clock

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why do shop sandwiches only have tiny thin wafers of cheese in? Give me chunks, give me wedges... in fact just give me a block of cheese

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@astro_calhau useful little dishes. That one specifically looks like it came from one of those Gu puddings

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No 😤😤

[Nathalie Antonia @natsantonia]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.

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"i don't feel like a man would have oat milk" smh these freshers

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Best part of wakin up is bureaucracy in your cup

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Starting my PhD today. Came downstairs, had some coffee, wrote 2 emails containing information they already have to the council.... I'm ready

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@StarWarsNerd73 No, the band

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I'm in Norway they have nice trains

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@StarWarsNerd73 Saw Panopticon, 11/10 highly recommend