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#chasethefight If they still existed, I’d be a Houston Oiler and New Orleans Jazz fan. we are really good at fighting the chase.

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@AltuveEnjoyer Shouldn’t have ever left.

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@AstrosShoulda Yes.

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@AstrosKnower Varsho is better.

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Dana Brown.

Please do something. Anything.

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@AstrosShoulda @HtownWheelhouse @Rangers @TheAthletic It’s gotta be a weird situation where the girlfriend wants the guy to move out, and the guy refuses to.

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@BenOndaTop So—tax evasion is now legal in the MLB?

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Astros Sunday July 19th… 47-54 record
Astros Sunday Aug 2nd… 58-55 record

This is not normal.

[Houston Sports Trump @RealHouTrump]

SO SAD!

[Lamont The Leviathan @SnowBlackLamont]

THE OG

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Is Dana Brown trying to get any type of deal done atp?

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I’m seeing where the Dodgers are trying to acquire Jesus to pitch as another starter.

I love Jesus.

But…if he signed with the Dodgers, I’m rooting against Him.

[Altuve Better @AltuveEnjoyer]

I’d really appreciate it if y’all could give @PITCHD_ a follow! I’m the social media manager for PITCH’D, and we officially launched our website today. If you’ve got a minute, go check it out and let me know what you think. This is probably the only time I’ll promote it on this account, so any follows or shares would mean a lot. Thanks! 🙏

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Don’t mess with Texas.

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@AltuveEnjoyer Kyle Stowers rhymes with Kenny Powers.

That’s not a coincidence

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

No baseball next year is going to be brutal.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Hot take: What the Dodgers are doing is worse for baseball than any sign stealing, steroid era, juiced balls, sticky tack scandal.

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@michaelschwab13 💯

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SALARY CAP.

It’s that simple.

[Alt*veMuse @AltuveMuse]

-ASTROS 1st IN DIVISION
-ASTROS WIN GOLDEN BOOT
-ASTROS WIN SERIES VS RANGERS
-MARINERS SELLING
-DEGROM AND EOVALDI WASHED
-YORDAN MVP