James Aston Veen

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[James Aston Veen @ASTROVEEN]

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!

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good niighyt

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cool

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@krassenstein thats just how america works
if he was europian he would be in prison by now

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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
#mario #funny # jokes #jamesastonveen

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
#jokes #chinese #funnyshit #funny

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I'm NOT A RACIST BUT
YOU GOT ADMIT THAT SLAVERY WAS A CHOICE
#WednesdayWisdom #mysilliestwish #btsongma #KanyeWest

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if I get 20k followers I will enter the #JimmyFallon but naked
if I get 30k followers I will skydive from the #empire #state building
if I get 40k followers I will egg and toilet paper Donald trump
#empirestatebuilding #DonaldTrump #dare #Daredevil #fun

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Just saw a 14-years old girl get murdered
#RestInPeace #scary #MurderMystery

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#Shane just want to make something with a happy ending and #JakePaul #TheMindofJakePaul #happyendings #massage #gay

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Burger king name revolution
Jerk = Jerking = Gerking= Urgerking = Burger King
#BURGERKING #burger #McDonalds #donalds #war #king #funny

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IS PHIL JONES THE BIGGEST LIVING MEME IN FOOTBALL?
#philjones #PremierLeague #Manchester #UNITED #UEFA #FOOTBALL #

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[#PFW] We recognise that blue-striped shirt! #Kai @weareoneEXO spotted sitting on the front row of Gucci Spring-Summer 2019 show last night with style.
#ELLEstyle #celebrity #fashionweek #GucciSS19

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It's horrible knowing they're still out there and that nothing will change unless more evidence comes to light. The police told me they don't live in Manchester, where I work, or Nottingham, where I live, but I'm still scared I might bump into them again. #METOO #BillCosby

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Unlike many rape survivors, I did go to the police. But, a month after I reported the rape, in October 2016 the police told me they were not taking any further action. It was hard to feel like a liar and criminal myself, even though I knew I wasn't. #METOO #WhyIDidntReport

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I'm a straight man and I was raped – it destroyed my masculinity
#WhyIDidntReport

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BREAKING: Bill Cosby was sentenced to 3-10 years in state prison for drugging and raping Andrea Constand at his home 14 years ago. The judge said: "It is time for justice." THIS IS SICK #BillCosby #AMERICASDAD
https://t.co/lgAeLe4IAd

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Registering new voters at Stoneman Douglas on #NationalVoterRegistrationDay!

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Even today's @Google Doodle knows it's #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! Now get out there and get registered and https://t.co/atjnqRBYvV

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This #NationalVoterRegistrationDay, we're partnering with @SenKamalaHarris to register as many people to vote as possible -- and that starts with you!

Verify your registration status today and join our army of Equality Voters in turning out this November. https://t.co/CUBpBRxJSu