Shu Cheng

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

My last two tweets have no relation to each other whatsoever.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Life hack: always buy little field cucumbers for your gin and sodas at home. No worries about them going bad once you cut them because you can put the whole damn thing in one drink.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Get this. Me, a city girl, never got my driver’s, spiraling down to P5 with my boyfriend’s standard transmission PTCruiser. Scratched the neighbours car while parking. COVERED THE SCRATCHES WITH BLACK SHOE POLISH WHAT THIS BITCH RESOURCEFUL AF but like I’m so sorry dude.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Thank you, #Redbull, for saving my life tonight. SHU-CHU-#WINGS!!!

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Taste ma #Skittles. @MichaelRShire @DanaRoss73 @Jenedale #hurrdid #tastetherainbow #elumen

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

For those of you who do not have a window, it's raining cotton balls. #fyi

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Fuck #thighgap. My inner thighs are best friends. #hatersgonhate

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

#youknowyoureasianwhen your boss calls you for math advice.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

I really wouldn't have known that it's #snowing outside if it wasn't for my pure white @instagram feed. #Really.
#welcometocanada

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

This cake from @nadegetoronto has half-a-bite sized macaroons chillin' on top. Your argument is invalid.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@scottweatherall Don't install unfriend finders for Facebook lol.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Damn... This #wine is so homemade, it's got PULP. #omgwtfhashtag

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@AnaPequena #bubblebath!

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@miaandrew Does reality always have to be subjective to one's thoughts?

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@miaandrew But if you're creating it, is it actually reality?

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@miaandrew You have the power. #heman

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@miaandrew It can in people's minds.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@frank_ocean Is this because there are more people who are below your rank in your presence in this case?

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

Nothing real can be threatened.

[Shu Cheng @Asyc]

@notanartist It was a pleasure to have you today! Work it! =D