Gabe Athausz

Everybody don't dig my shtick.

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Watching the "tin man" mini series is like watching a beautiful blue eyes contest between zoey dechanel and Neal mcdonagh

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

I have the best girlfriend ever

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Shout out to Giles from Buffy the vampire slayer

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Shoot I forgot kelly Rowland is in this movie

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Not a nice lady

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Not to be impolite, but Jason's mom is a real battle axe

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Fuck, marry, kill: Freddy, Jason, Chuck

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Or a rip off? An homage? Or is this shit for real

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Is Freddy vs Jason supposed to be a a parody of slashers?

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

I'm just as shocked as you guys

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

I just got my 23 and me results back and turns out Ernest borgnine is my biological father

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Listen guys, aoc is just fine as sweet berry wine, but back in my day when we thought of saucy brunettes we thought of gina lollobrigida

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

All of that is true and 100percent not a joke

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

I think I found my life partner

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

In the past few weeks my girl has taken me to a midget wrestling event , a nice steak dinner, and helped me move stuff out of my dead dad's house

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

I'd make AOC humble old country way

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

@FrankieGorgeous Double guns

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Girl, you thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

Hey AOC how bout you hike up that skirt and show me that fat ass

[Gabe Athausz @At_Ryan]

I'll never claim to know much about politics, and I know for certain I'm barking up the wrong tree. But that AOC is one hot piece of ass.