Attempting

Family guy has ruined my life

[َ @gffyoq]

keep yapping about your nerdy interests while i stare at you with lust in my eyes.

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Beer doesn’t complain when you finish in 30 seconds remember that fellas

[Sasha @Sashacur8]

Guys with 5-7 inches have a very good day

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

grabbing you by your waistband and calling a good boy on this fine sunday

[Anubis @eduantao]

Quero passar todo o domingo assim

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

people who overexplain themselves were probably accused of lying a lot as kids

[🌺bareback contessa🌺 @tenthousund]

if u slam a railroad spike into a can of pringles it'll break most of the chips

[◟sillypixiepie 𑜷 @sillypixiepie]

sucking on her fingers so I secretly find out her ring size