Geriatric Webmaster

Official rep for Jitterbug phones and active senior on the internet.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Celebrate Thanksgiving this winter by dislocating your jaw and fisting cold spaghetti down your wet gullet. #holidays #family

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Join us Wednesdays for geriatric group sex and complimentary Watergate salad.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Check out my anatomically correct Bionicle.

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

i wish i could live on the moon @LegoSpaceBot

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Wulf Bletzer has seen the dawn of this universe, and will preside over its ultimate demise. He is the alpha and that one that means the end.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

These reggae covers of Kenny Loggins tunes are simply a delight.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Mayonnaise is a natural aphrodisiac.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Let's get sweaty to some Chuck Mangione.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Mountain Dew: Dew unto others.

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

In terms of insects, my upstairs deck is like a late game area that's small in size but filled with the toughest enemies.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Why break the bank when you can break in a dope new pair of Sketchers?

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

There's a glitch in level four of Splinter Cell: Double Agent where you get to see Sam Fisher's penis.

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

Tonight on NBC, Neil Degrasse Tyson talks about the history of groundhogs. Guess what? There's a twist!

[Geriatric Webmaster @ATerger]

All the shitposting in the forums for the upcoming Lockhorns movie needs to stop. Talking about YOU, Gregory.

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Try the new Gordita XTreme. Nobody's gonna fucking stop you.

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Reader's Digest and chill?