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Tweets consist mostly of food, football and MUFC. MUFC season ticket holder.

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

Heartbreak in the Mark Hughes household as he leaps up to answer his mobile phone only to be asked if he's ever been mis-sold PPI

[United Talk @TheBlogUnited]

#LifeAfterfergie I genuinely may have excrement in my boxer shorts.

[Calum Mufc Beckett 🇾🇪 @calumbeckett]

All this Fergie shit is pissing me off!

[Calum Mufc Beckett 🇾🇪 @calumbeckett]

Liverpool fans and city fans are sooooo boring! They chat shit about the same things every god dam time! #boreoff

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

Passed my driving test!

[Calum Mufc Beckett 🇾🇪 @calumbeckett]

WE NEED YOUR HELP: Luis Suarez is not being fed enough. Just £2 a month can get enough for him to stop eating footballers.

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

@Boston_Police Thank God they got him!

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

Don't understand why anyone would blow people up, but when people are doing it for charity? Mental. #PrayforBoston

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

@XboxSupport I was able to sign in but only for like a few seconds about 20 minutes ago.. It was down before and now after that.

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

@RobertEarnshaw The South Africa goal celebration at the World Cup?

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

Make Tevez follow behind United's victory parade picking up all the confetti. #yourcleaningourstreets

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

“@Mackay1981: @GaryLineker I used to think u were an arsehole but following u on twitter yer not that bad” < How sweet of you.

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

Why do some Bolton fans pipe up when United lose? #championshipting

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

@wilfriedzaha Off their rockers!

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Just passed a lesbian with my same haircut. Wonder if she had the same thought.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Great to hear That Abidal returned to the pitch. A heartwarming and remarkable tale. #animsabidal

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

@FrankySoccerAM Italian Franky!? Only one Udinese fan travelled to watch his team a few months ago. "You've only got one fan!" #nutty

[Flem! @ATFlemm]

Eamonn #Holmes is such a legend!

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@rioferdy5 Unbelievable tekkers for @WayneRooney 's goal #rollingbacktheyears