Sammy 🇳🇬

Programmer/Developer | Chelsea FC :)

[Don Oloks🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @acecoldnba]

how person wan born athlete with all these short babes wey person dey follow up and down

[keji baby peperempe♥️ @madamkeji]

I remember when I went to serve someone a letter and they locked me inside their compound and said I wasn’t leaving. I was an intern at a law firm, I wanted to cry😭😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Mbappe & Bellingham when they see each other in Madrid after defeating a satanic institution

[SB @seyedele]

Non-Lagosian enter Lagos last night.

This morning e say “we shouldn’t be going out in this storm”

Storm ke? Shey this small rain that is falling?

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[mae🤍🎀. @VoldermortsBabe]

How do people just know road, cause wdym you know road from lagos to Jigawa???

[Romeo. 🖤🇫🇷 @societyhatesro]

school bus come late dem say na traffic, me wey use leg waka dem say na latecomer I be.
some rules na for poor people walahi 😭

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Thats me in the background!!!

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

Older!🎂

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😭

[korede @_hxmilton]

once una don join cult, una go try escalate every disagreement for field, oya nau.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

They showed me cos I was telling them the money would be deducted from their other accounts linked to BVN through court order. The person said since the loan, they have had millions in the account and dem no born them well to remove it.

The audacity almost choked me

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Someone showed me their Opay loan yesterday, 3million plus, owed for over 1year, Opay was literally begging them with offers to pay N1.5m and they’d forgive the rest of the loan.

In Nigerians, loan sharks have found their match. 🤣🤣

[Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT @Tezzathekchen]

And Mbappe is one game away from reaching 3 World Cup finals out of the 3 he has played.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

This is the first time in like 15years I’m experiencing a proper raining season. Like whole month it’s been raining everyday!

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Minutes at the World Cup:

David Raya - 0
Kobbie Mainoo - 0
Me - 0
You - 0

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

If his head was high he would’ve seen Haaland

[AquaSZN 🔋 @aquamanll]

You know how Ronaldo fans take Dey know say Messi play ball ? If we don wake up we go see opponents Dey cry say dem cheat them 😂😂😂

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

You're a Liverpool fan so it's okay for your brain to walk alone.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Today makes it exactly 10 years that Cristiano Ronaldo led Portugal to their first ever Euros after beating France 1-0 to win the trophy. Don’t let insecurity finish you.