Fourteen.

Through Time and Space with my bestie Donna.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

@LoyalWatson ||: I'm good! How're you?? Its been like... 10 years?

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

Day two on Earth.

He's meant to be taking things easy.

But he's b o r e d.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

@DescentedOfCain ||: damn, I'm glad you got out of that. He had so many red flags.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

Sits on the TL polishing his bat.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

Happy Halloween witches and bitches.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

@selflesstype "After you, then."
Points towards the door with a faint smile. "Before your vampire body guards come."

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

A pause.
And then. . .
"Do you want to go for a drink?"

[𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 * @selflesstype]

“True. It really doesn’t take a much to see that.”

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

@BombsheIIForbes "Outnumbered? It's just you and I here, Blondie." Pretends to look around the area, as if expecting some vampires to be lurking in bushes. "And does that bother you? That he needs Elena more than you?"

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

@BombsheIIForbes Hell n o.

"Sarcasm goes right over your head, doesn't it?" Extending a hand, he casually nudges her aside. "And I'm going to kill her. Then the little Bennett witch, then y o u."

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

"You don't have to explain yourself to me, baby vampire." He's watching the other with amusement. "Kill as many people as you want. Maybe even that pesky brother of yours."

[𝑺͟𝒂͟𝒍͟𝒗͟𝒂͟𝒕͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆 .ᐟ @Apoeticjerk]

| @StrokeMyBat |

“What? I was hungry—” shrugging lightly as he pushes the limp body off the couch. “Okay. Maybe it was for fun.”

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

"Wow. . . I didn't think we would actually a g r e e on something, but here we are.

Damon is indeed an idiot."

[𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 * @selflesstype]

“Very funny— Damon can’t tell his ass from his elbow.”

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

"Wow — great comeback. . .Did Damon teach you that?"

[𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 * @selflesstype]

“Says who, you? I can’t exactly expect you to understand, considering you’ve never had one, but I value my life.”

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

"The waking up bit is so unnecessary though — for you, I mean."

[𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 * @selflesstype]

��Thanks, but no thanks. When I sleep, I’d like to wake up.”

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

"I can help you sleep."

Proceeds to do a neck-snapping gesture with his hands.

[𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 * @selflesstype]

Alaric left one of his bourbon bottles hanging around, she’s gonna take it and pull a long swig straight from the bottle.

Maybe it’ll help her sleep.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

@BombsheIIForbes All he did in response was lift a dark brow.

"Careful, Blondie, Klaus might find your antics - cute - but you're five seconds away from a neck snapping as far as I'm concerned."

And then he steps around her, "I'm here to visit my bestie, Elena."

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

I want someone to look at me like Elena looks at Damon... no Stefan... no it's Damon...

I don't even know.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

Everyone's favourite Original is here.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

I miss having someone sexy in my life.

[Fourteen. @ATiredTimeLord]

"I'm not scared of Marcel. And you should live a little - doesn't being good all the time get boring?"

He's located a bottle of whiskey, still full, and holds it to her.

[Davina Claire @GaveThemHell]

Looks like off to a bit of rough start.

Her bad.

“Excuse me for not wanting either of us to run into more trouble with Marcel and whatnot.”,

She murmured almost inaudibly with a roll of her eyes.