Syrup & Titfer

Titfer - derived from tit-fer-tat, cockney rhyming slang for hat.

Syrup - syrup of figs slang for wig.

Love the former, hoping to avoid the latter.

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@craigstone_ Be the change you want to see. Future you will send your child to Secondary or Comprehensive.
Begone this High' School lunacy.

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@LisaGardnerBks Chapter 1 (FIND HER) my 1st of your books - & frankly overwhelmed. Vivid, somewhat anomalous - it reads as a 1st hand acct.

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@joedwalker Thoughts, and prayers.

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Apt words on attitude from @FrBrianDarcy on Pause for Thought today "The You you see, is the You you'll be".
Still that naysayer nag within.

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@robbiewilliams @GabyRoslin You, Mr Williams, prove a Mark Wogan for the rest of us.

Early days, but thank you.

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@Tameka_Empson Apoplectic.
I have no words.
None fit for here.

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@FrBrianDarcy Beautiful Pause For Thought as always.
Thank you.

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@louistheroux Cat & Sam: such brave, sane & inspirational women, pls thank them Louis. I met the monster (was unscathed), & saved my friend.

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@AnastaciaMusic Horrid position to be in yet the right decision was made. Health first; you've all the time in the world to dance. Good luck

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@bbcstrictly I can't find credits on IMDB, so know not the genius behind the choreography of opening sequence. Such talent: left me weeping!

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@krishgm How do you bear witness & stay sane?
Wonderful composure in witness of the hell we call humanity.
In bits.
Bless your loved ones.

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"Son of a bitch I will swear at you" The ever charming Duterte tells Obama not to question him about killings https://t.co/ZSBqQSRAZY

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@Tameka_Empson @AnastaciaMusic your plantar fascia talking "I'd be grateful if you'd freeze cans/bottles for me to roll over at day's end".

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@Tameka_Empson So, so excited for you! A joy for all. @AnastaciaMusic dress suited my needs: so, am competing vicariously via you both. Ta x

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@PeterTatchell how can unprotected infidelity be "harming no one". Risks for all, & reckless endangerment to spouse of @keith4leicester -no?

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If ye be fond of an auld gin, and fancy being rewarded.

You're welcome.

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Once had a Krishna (Soho St) demand min £20..
Warnings over 'fake' Buddhist monks hassling London tourists for money https://t.co/SvdTFKbzJf

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@reginalddhunter Let it out love. Let it out.
Twitter makes the elastic waistband somewhat redundant.
(She says to a 'Gas Man') #IrishSlang