Andrew Taylor

Inventor of hotdogs

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW it wasn't an emotional response, Grant, it was a factual one. How would you 'feel' if you had this journey?

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW It's fine, Grant, consider it another victory for FGW & another defeat for the lowly customer. Well done guys, brilliant work.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW Hi Jess. Wonderful solution, me, explaining everything AGAIN to somebody new, outstanding work FGW.
Thanks for the horrific journey :)

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW I see...but that is the end of the road for me and my £? I'll read the fine print regarding unusable toilets for 3 hours next time.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW hi Jess. Do I hear from the managers about my comfy journey?

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW thanks Jess, appreciated.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW Jess, can I now assume you have closed this matter now? I do feel very reassured btw. Looking forward to 3rd world travel again soon.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW will do. Will bring my own portaloo & fold up chair too.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW hi Jess, London Paddington, just to be clear. Thanks :)

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW we booked 3 months in advance and thought we'd have a seat, alas, this wasn't the case. This train was 11:06 From Pad last Sat.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@FGW 2 rtn tickets to Plymouth £150. Seats available, zero. Condition of toilets, see below. Travel in style with FGW

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

University of Birmingham launches new degree course in Unflattering Beyonce Photos Studies

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@CTizzleNizzle @No_Need or even knows what a hipster is. Stopped reading after 3 parerz.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@dapperlaughs what a sound lad Dapper is, broads have been getting well #moist over this pic!

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@mileychanbuna and it's my pleasure. Looking forward to your next article.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@mileychanbuna in my eyes. Hopefully, females won't feel the need to hide themselves behind make so often now. Screw the beauty industry.

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@mileychanbuna having to wear make up all of the time due to ridiculous pressures from make-up/beauty/tv industry, then that is a result TBC

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@mileychanbuna yes they're a little annoying...but if it helps a) raise money and b) empower women to feel more secure without TBC

[Andrew Taylor @ATizzle82]

@mileychanbuna just read your article on the #nomakeupselfie

Think you've got this one massively wrong, you sound bitter & snidy IMO

[FantasyYIRMA @FantasyYIRMA]

Is #Cleverley a great player atm? No

Does that mean we should sign a petition-Course not

Read the new #OffTheMark

http://t.co/ZdoM6v1kAY