Lainey Celeste

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Do people still use Twitter? Because if so:

One tooth, two tooth, red tooth, bluetooth

[Water UK @WaterUK]

We need to move on from pilot projects. We know what nature based projects work and what they can deliver. It’s time to scale them up - Ronan Palmer @e3g talking nature and net zero #TogetherForOurPlanet #netzerowater #COP26

[Water UK @WaterUK]

You can catch up on yesterday's opening of the first-ever water pavilion @COP26 followed by our panel discussion on the powerful water-based solutions to #climatechange here: https://t.co/oXhUTVAJws

#NetZeroWater #Water4Climate #TogetherForOurPlanet #COP26Glasgow #RaceToZero

[Xylem @Xylem]

Water and energy are inextricably linked in California, and as one resource faces constraints or challenges, so does the other. With ambitious climate and decarbonization goals, #netzerowater will play a crucial role: https://t.co/az77LOJL1I @PacificInstitut

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

This is the stuff that gets me excited to come in (aka log on) to work. We're getting our house in order by setting our own Science-Based Targets for getting to Net-Zero, and empowering others to do the same

[Xylem @Xylem]

Xylem is calling on water sector leaders and organizations to join the #RacetoZero – a commitment to reducing greenhouse gas emissions related to #watersystems and #watermanagement.
Read more: https://t.co/YjhuCdPlOW #LetsSolveWater #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #NetZeroWater

[US Water Alliance @USWaterAlliance]

Join us @WEFTEC for Climate Leadership in Water to pave the way forward for #ClimateAction with @MBrown_H2O @1WaterKat. By imagining a robust role for the water sector, we can develop a path for water utilities to mitigate climate change. https://t.co/PDdKEvEsXC #NetZeroWater

[Xylem India @IndiaXylem]

Xylem is calling on water sector leaders and organizations to join the #RacetoZero – a commitment to reducing greenhouse gas emissions related to #watersystems and #watermanagement.
Read more: https://t.co/XxQUk4CMue #LetsSolveWater #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #NetZeroWater

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Petition to vote “enough” as the weirdest word in the English language. Enough, enough, enough...

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Just re-remembered that everyone in my class just left for spring break last March and just never returned to campus to say goodbye to ANYONE before we graduated and moved on. That was how it ended..

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Damn, deaf people are REALLY good at charades

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Ugh I was so cool in college I think I’ve peaked

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

That is totally understandable and completely unacceptable

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Me: how ya feeling?
Sam, after eating a burrito: slightly poopy

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

@bbrriiiiii Okay all confusion has been cleared... only took 22 years

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Sometimes I mix up how to spell desert and dessert, so I have to type it into my phone and see what emoji pops up for me to tell... 🌵 🍮

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

Looking for things to do now that everything’s closed? Go to your local park (or literally anywhere) and pick up trash. #quarentinecleanup

[ESW at RIT @RIT_ESW]

Things we make during E-Board Meetings

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

“I just want like a burger and something cheesey ohmygod I want a cheeseburger” - @mollycichy

[Lainey Celeste @AtLainey]

“Hey Google, play Happy by Will Ferrell”

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

I’m 53 and I have to hook my bra at the front then twist it around because I cannot hook it myself otherwise.