Techneck Barbarian

Nerd born and raised in the Southern Indiana country that loves tech, games and memes.

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@StutteringCraig Dude the first guy?! I used to speedrun the dam level every morning before school when I was a kid

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@Grummz My wife plays dumb little time wasters on her phone most of the day. When she actually does play console games it's usually Nintendo Switch games like Donkey Kong or Mario Kart. I once tried to teach her Halo and she struggled with the controls because there's "too many buttons".

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@YellowFlashGuy My wife plays dumb little time wasters on her phone most of the day. When she actually does play console games it's usually Nintendo Switch games like Donkey Kong or Mario Kart. I once tried to teach her Halo and she struggled with the controls because there's "too many buttons".

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@ChazzStark All I can think of now is that scene from Johnny English where he rips down the Archduke's underwear and moons everyone because the imposter had that tattoo

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@WomanDefiner Nah. I love my neighbors but they're huge libs. The wife was asking on Facebook if Bad Bunny was doing something during the SotU because she wasn't interested in listening to "lies from a pedophile rapist".

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@DocStrangelove2 "It's a fucking scary time on hockey twitter right now"...are y'all hiding in an attic in the locker room to escape the hockey secret police?

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@DAKKADAKKA1 I mean...she survived and was elected when over 30 other candidates had been assassinated. What on earth would possibly give people the idea that she's a cartel plant?

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@YellowFlashGuy It's all just detractors, haters and trolls guys!

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@hodgetwins I'm Scandinavian white and I ain't gonna lie that chicken leg looks more like a deep fried turkey leg from a Renaissance fair and I kinda want it.

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@MadamSavvy "Gamers" didn't ask for that, the fake nerd tourists and activists did...

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@AdamCrigler I bet his wife will be thrilled

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@GarbageHuman24 >Country that loves massive titties, high pitch voices and has used panty vending machines.
>Censors all the genitalia in their porn due to a deep-seated cultural stigma making porn literally pointless.

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@TheActMan_YT And his replacement is another AI slopfiend...

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@QTRBlackGarrett Horse: *breaks leg*
Dog: *stops eating*
Canadian: *sad*
Doctor:

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@pureMetatron My wife has rarely wore makeup even when I knew her in highschool. The transparency was one of the things that I immediately loved about her.

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@Rothmus My fat ass thought it was big cheese

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@DAKKADAKKA1 I mean let's be honest, we all know they're gonna strip out the mini games.

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@KirscheVerstahl *Macaroni noises intensify*

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@lporiginalg Fuck ice? A woman that big will make them crushed ice.

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@SmashJT Man if I just got 2 and 3 remastered like 1 I'd be perfectly content. I have the Wii trilogy but I hate motion controls. I also have Primehack on my deck with the texture packs but it just kinda feels off.