In a recent AMA on the Jeremy Renner App, Kane Parsons announced that he will be killing Shawn Levy.
“Someone has to do it.”
He’s the youngest director to do so.
'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons is officially the 'father' director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend.
He has 20 children.
“BACKROOMS” Director Kane Parsons was supposed to show up for an interview today.
Luckily an anonymous viewer gives us a tip on where he might be.
“He went that way”
Kane Parson believes that life begins at conception and that every American should have the unfettered right to own ballistic firearms.
He is set to visit the university of Utah, later this year.
Kane Parsons is—
"No. Stop. I'm tired."
W-what?
"You can't farm likes off of me anymore. I'm done"
But Kane, my posts haven't gotten engagement like this ever before, you can't just—
"No. We're done."
... Fuck
(Via: Deadline)
a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT