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[rosabelle @rosebudlight]

In a recent AMA on the Jeremy Renner App, Kane Parsons announced that he will be killing Shawn Levy.

“Someone has to do it.”

He’s the youngest director to do so.

[AL SPUGNAR @alspaghettiman]

Kane Parsons has confirmed he is a "mythical cyclops"

"I just had to see what was up."

He is only 500 years old

Source: faint whispers

[spyro776, number one gub fan 🇵🇸🐟🔥 @spyro776]

“BACKROOMS” director Kane Parsons has reportedly been blown to smithereens.

“I’m gone,” he says.

He was 20 years old.

[Lilac @LilacStuck]

Kane Parsons is now the first director

"I thought there were more"

He is 20 years old.

[machete @bopsmachete2]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parmesans is now officially the cheesiest director ever.

He expires in 20 years.

[Radec @realradec]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons is now trapped inside a PS3

"Somebody please help me"

He is 20 years old

[WOKEmon PRONOUN Extensions @TeddAnimates]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons is officially the 'father' director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend.

He has 20 children.

[Xeno @_xenoque]

“BACKROOMS” Director Kane Parsons was supposed to show up for an interview today.

Luckily an anonymous viewer gives us a tip on where he might be.

“He went that way”

[Waffle 🎀 @ssm_waffle]

'BOUNCEROOMS' director Kane Parsons is reportedly the bounciest director in A24 history.

"Boing Boing"

(SOURCE: @DiscussingFish )

[◈ martin ◈ @orbitulon]

Kane Parson believes that life begins at conception and that every American should have the unfettered right to own ballistic firearms.

He is set to visit the university of Utah, later this year.

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

My entire tl is nothing but Kane Parsons

[Disussing Film @DisussingFilms]

Kane Parsons is officially the first director on fire.

“Uaggghhuuahhhaghh”

He is melting.

[Sommy🎶 @Sommy_Som_]

Kane Parsons is—

"No. Stop. I'm tired."

W-what?

"You can't farm likes off of me anymore. I'm done"

But Kane, my posts haven't gotten engagement like this ever before, you can't just—

"No. We're done."

... Fuck

(Via: Deadline)

[WOKEmon PRONOUN Extensions @TeddAnimates]

'KANE PARSONS' director Backrooms is officially the most 'liminal' director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend.

[🪭jayinadaze @JAYINADAYZ]

‘The Amazing Digital Circus’ has ended after 9 episodes.

He is 20 years old.

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[LeafySky @LeafySky22]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons officially reveals his face to the public.

“Hi.”

(Source: Filmmaker)

[⋆˙⟡ KazHey🏳️‍🌈 @KazHey999]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons has suddenly turned red.
"because i can't be placed here", he says.