Lincoln Tawanda

I bomb atomically || Young execs! | Fresh out the Navy now the captain of my own team @daucon_zw is the company.
I sell all day

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant.

Alcohol is haram, yet they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.

[MummyisTired @MummyisT]

@realMaalouf Their drug addiction actually crashed their economy and worsens the food insecurity

[- @MusialaEra]

England when nothing is on the line

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Smoker rule:
Don't smoke in front of children

[The Negomo Chieftainship @OMtyambizi]

This is one of our construction sites in Zimbabwe. The concrete salesman is South African. Selling concrete is not a scarce skill among black Zimbabweans. We are not lawless country. No sane Zimbo can come to our office or site and ask about the legal status of anyone rendering services to us unless s/he is an immigration officer.

Africans must be allowed to live legally anywhere in Africa regardless of their colour, creed or religion. Small brains see Zim as a sh*thole, but great minds see opportunities. The shakers and movers of SA economy have borderless eyes.

https://t.co/goLDAJ1V3j

[NBA Hoops @Thechat101]

Shannon Sharpe claps back at fans as they start booing him for reading a ad on stage . Shannon says you thinks it’s free getting Jalen Brunson and Roman Reigns on stage 😭😂

[‏ً @Bk8iP3]

Unreal flex man

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

Internet decided “traveling” was the peak of existence and can’t fathom that’s not everybody’s ideal lol

[Lincoln Tawanda @AtomicLin]

@No_Woke_BS @RexMidzi Its actually the difference between being ordinary and extra ordinary. Dangote didn't go a vacation in his first 20 years.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“I don’t think Aliko Dangote has bought a new car in over 10 years. He still drives a 2005 G-Wagon. He’s always telling me to save my money” — Singer Davido

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

This is how I will disappoint all my enemies expecting me to fail

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇫🇷 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé is World Cup top scorer EVER with 22 goals! 💥

[Lincoln Tawanda @AtomicLin]

The first time hearing about toad sage jutsu in real life😭😭😭

[dank @cptdankkk]

Mike Tyson says he quit cocaine and alcohol for 5 years after smoking toad venom

“I had the experience of smoking some of the toad venom that comes from the toad. You bust its little pimple and the puss comes out. We put it on a window or a mirror, it hardens up, we make fine ash out of it, like sawdust or whatever, and we smoke it”

“Then we smoke it, and once you smoke it, let the smoke out. You hold it for as long as possible. You let it out, and then you go to another dimension. Then you realize all you did in life, you didn't do shit. This is the closest I ever been to God”

“Oh shit, it'll blow your motherfucking mind. It will blow your mind for you to know how powerful you are. I did it around 60 times. It's always a different experience. It blows your mind what you saw”

“I saw the ancient shit, like the Aztec, shit from Africa. I saw my ancestors during prehistoric times. It's really creepy. And then next thing you know, you wake up and you're crying or something”

“If I ever saw somebody take it before I did, I would never take it. I was high. I was on cocaine. I was on cocaine when I took it. I was doing crazy shit. I took that, I ain't get high for five years. Didn't touch liquor or cocaine in five years. I was 100 pounds overweight. I got in shape to fight. That's what that did to me”

[Shaya Rhymes ✍🏾 @ShayaRhymes]

Hardest part about being raised like this is watching the family fall apart as your grandparents pass away

[Ebonica 850 ✊🏿 @Redacted925]

Whenever your baby starts breaking apart toys like this, unbuckling themselves from their car seat, or taking apart other objects, get them some LEGOs or snap blocks ASAP. It could be an early sign of strong spatial reasoning, which is often linked to math skills as they grow.

[D @theebanksy]

Bro if I seen this as a kid.. forget the nba lmao send me Japan

[Lincoln Tawanda @AtomicLin]

I am a football romantic. I love great football stories and I think it woukd be a legendary one if Pessi can sign off by winning it. Screw the whole hating on Pessi, it feels forced

[Chief 🪶🇺🇸 @BHixtheOne]

Tory Lanez engineer is a fuckin beast!!! He did those albums from a muthafuckin JAIL PHONE

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

I haven’t see my best friend in 3 years and we talk maybe 2 times every 3 months. He’s engaged, when we link, it’s like we never left. The problem is women want to DATE their friends.

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭