Lugnut

Humble servant of the great and GLORIOUS Megatron!

[Josh @jcburcham]

I say this for selfish reasons [plz make a statue out of something i draw!] but id love to see like a @dyemooch pizza party bee and stuff :P

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Hottie_Copter ((OH, I see. I was trying to figure out how to get Lugnut doing something since stuff had started back up.))

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Hottie_Copter ((Apologies; thought that contextually it was clear given I didn't actually reference the conversation itself))

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Hottie_Copter ((He didn't overhear that specific conversation. He had troops complaining to him directly))

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Once this garrison has been properly steeled, Megatron can safely proceed to liberate the nearby Autobot bases!

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Very well. Ensure that our forces are adequately prepared for any possible Autobot incursion... by whatever means necessary.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer The last thing we require is some Wrecker commando infiltrating this command and employing a more effective aim.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Herhaps it would not be a bad thing to have the need for preparedness demonstrated by example.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer However, perhaps our troops are not nearly as prepared as they should be, if they are so paranoid.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Hmmmm. Though I do not mind seeing these cowards revealed for what they are, paranoia is no asset to war.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer But sooner or later, you will target a true Decepticon warrior. And then we shall lose a valuable marksbot.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Random sniper attacks breed paranoia. Paranoia breeds cowardice. Cowards have no place in Megatron's army.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer As Megatron has no tolerance for cowards, nor do I. But less fighting-capable Decepticons decreases our readiness.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer No. Putting the paranoid cowards who report such fabrications in their place counts as thinning our forces.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer A preposterous concept. There are no Autobots in the vicinity.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer I have received reports of a suspected Autobot spy attempting to thin our forces, one by one.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Hmmmm. I have been informed you have been liberally refining your marksmanship skills.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Wind_Sheer Report.

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

@Hottie_Copter @Wind_Sheer *walks up* What is going on here?!?

[Lugnut @AtomicLugnut]

*walks over to @Hottie_Copter* Report, Flamewar.